Competition: [DJB] Shaken, Not Stirred

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[DJB] Shaken, Not Stirred

Let's face it: The Brotherhood should have some signature cocktails. What would be yours?

Referring to recipe sites online, create a staple cocktail for your Main/Alt, someone else's Main/Alt, your clan, another clan, the Dark Council, one of the Brotherhood's many societies, or the Brotherhood as a whole, using real and/or Star Wars ingredients. The recipe should have an original name, a list of ingredients, measurements of said ingredients, and step by step instructions on how to prepare it.

Grading will be based on the originality of the cocktail, creativity, and just the right touch of humor. Winning entries will refer to examples such as this example to earn the highest placement.

Competition Information
Organized by
General Ronovi Tavisaen
Running time
2020-04-10 until 2020-04-30 (21 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Second Level Crescents
Participants
33 subscribers, of which 24 have participated.
Results
2nd place
Darth Renatus
Member
Darth Renatus
Textual submission

Attention to Detail

Ingredients:
1 Part Lemonade.
2 Parts Lemon-Lime Carbonated Beverage.
1 Part Corellian Sour Liquor (Raspberry).
1 Part Ryloth Blue Curaçao.
1 Part Nar Shaaddanian Vodka.

Step-by-step Instructions:
1. It is extremely important that one pays attention to all details when mixing this drink. Hence the name. Any deviation in portions can result in a completely different flavour (denoted by the colour of the final cocktail). Thus, parts are to be observed in relation to the receptacle.
2. Once the receptacle is carefully measured by eye or hand, begin with the vodka, curaçao, and sour liquor. Let them mingle and get to know eachother.
3. Once the liquors are on a first name basis, take them round to second base with the introduction of the lemonade.
4. Now we get fancy.
5. Really fancy.
6. Turn the receptacle precisely 45 degrees and pour the carbonated beverage just inside the lip so it glides down into the mixture rather than directly into it.
7. No additional mixing required.
8. Seriously.
9. The final product should be a pale blue and the flavour will remind one of a childhood sour candy. If your mixture is purple or red, you didn't pay attention to detail.
10. Enjoy.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
File submission
Tahiri's Shaken, Not Stirred.pdf
Placement
3rd place
4th place
Warlord Hades
Member
Warlord Hades
Textual submission

Swamp Shit (Original title)
Or
Tarthos the Terrific (Star Wars Title)

Two shots - Gin
One shot - Triple Sec
One shot- Vodka
One shot - Blue Curacao
As much Orange Juice as you want!

In a regular glass for a medium alcoholic drink, or a small glass for a potent alcoholic drink (you know you want to), mix in the gin, Triple Sec, vodka and Blue Curacao. Then add in the orange juice to taste! Why? Because it makes it friggin green! Don’t you remember your color wheel??? And don’t roll your eyes, my brother and I made this up when I was in high school (he might have been 25, but still!). No judging us, either! We were not sober.. Obviously.

For a frozen delight add ice into a blender along with the full drink and mix! Can be served with Mint as a garnish. Because why not more green? WHY NOT MORE GREEN?! Wait… maybe use an orange peel instead? No wait! A slice of orange and make it all fancy-like! Yes. Yes, that’s it! I maybe have had to make one ...ish.. To remember what exactly went in it. Wait… what time i si it? Craaaaaap..

SBL Hades #8596

Placement
4th place
Member
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir
Textual submission

Sweetheart Heat (non-alcoholic)

Ingredients:

1 oz melon juice
1 oz lemon juice
1 oz pineapple juice
2 oz sparkling water (to cut sweetness as preferred)
2 jalapenos (1 sliced, 1 whole for garnish)
1 Tsp raw ginger
1 lime, sliced, for garnish
1 tsp each coarse salt, black pepper, cayenne pepper

*Note: For alcoholic version, use 1 shot each melon liquor, lemon rum, vodka, and pineapple rum.

Instructions:

Wet rim of glass with juice from lime and dip to crust in salt and pepper mixture. Slice jalapenos and ginger and add half to shaker. In shaker, muddle with juices and pour into deep glass. Top with sparkling water. Garnish with lime slice and whole pepper.

(The why: drink based on Ruka, my Mirialan, who is very, very, very sober and h8s drinking. However, he's also meant to be (space) Latino and so loves spice and uses it a lot in his cooking. A spicy virgin drink was a must, and he's green, so...hello Midori (melon jello shots best jello shots). Bit of googling for bloody marys, sangria, witch's brew cocktails, and spicy stuff later, and you get...this abomination? But again, not alcoholic, because he is dry. It's okay, Ronnie, there's a booze option. Not that I'd ever drink this, and not just because of the heat. Bless.)

Placement
5th place
Member
Battlemaster Karran Val'teo
Textual submission

The Warm Val'teo

1.5 oz Cinnamon Whiskey
3 oz Black Tea (hot)
1 oz Blackberry Juice
0.5 oz Lemon Juice
Raspberries

Add all ingredients to shaker.
Shake for 30 seconds.
Strain into tall glass.
Garnish with Raspberries.

The Cold Val'teo

1.5 oz Honey Whiskey
2 oz Black Tea (chilled
1 oz Blackberry Juice
1.5 oz Lemonade
Ice
Sugar
Strawberry slices
Rim glass with sugar.
Add all ingredients to shaker.
Shake for 30 seconds.
Strain over ice into prepared glass.
Garnish with Strawberry slice.

Placement
6th place
Member
Moff Alethia Archenksova
Textual submission

**The High Councillor**
_Dedicated to all the CONs out there._

You don't have time to make some bougie, fru-fru cocktail, but at the same time a ~~glass~~ bottle of wine isn't going to cut it when you're dealing with the fourth member meltdown of the day. So what's a leader to do? That's where the High Councillor comes in.

* 1 bottle Pedialyte (33.8 fl oz); we recommend Berry Frost for that classic Alderaanian Toniray color.
* 1 handle of clear liquor of your choice.
* 1 drinking vessel that blends into your office decor.

**Instructions:**
1. Mix.
2. Drink.
3. Repeat as necessary.

The classic Archenksova is 2 oz of Ciroc in a wine glass topped off with Pedialyte. Much like its namesake, it's a harsh and uncompromising beverage that will get the mission done whatever the cost. Another variation, the Zeltron momma, is travel mug of Chilled Cherry Pedialyte with an ounce of silver tequila for each conscious clan title holder in the room.

Placement
7th place
Member
Empress Rayne Palpatine
File submission
ShakenNotStirred-8405.jpg
Placement
8th place
Member
Master Dracaryis
Textual submission

“The Millennium Falcon”

Mix equal parts Corellian ale and some Colt .45 that Billy Dee Williams has swished around in his mouth for a while. Serve over ice in one of those plastic Star Wars collected cups from the movie theater.

Placement
9th place
Member
Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission

The Old Imperial Fashion
"Because only the finest will do."

Ingredients
* ~ .25 oz. -or- 8 ml. Yyeger Syrup (Simple syrup made using Yyeger sugar)
* Two Dashes Bakuran Bitters
* 2 ox. -or- 60 ml. NN182 Whyren’s Reserve Corellian Whiskey

Steps
* In a rocks glass, combine all ingredients with a single large ice cube.
* Stir until combined.
* Garnish with Candilin Orange Twist.

Placement
10th place
Member
Dr. Giyana Jurro
Submission
Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Lumyi Hicyl
Textual submission

Zelosian Blood

1 slice of Jogan fruit

3 oz mandarin vodka

1/2 oz freshly squeezed lemon juice

3/2 oz grapefruit juice

1 teaspoon sugar

Firstly, the sugar is put in the glass. Then the vodka and grapefruit juice are added into a shaker. The contents are shaken and the lemon juice is added to the glass of sugar. The vodka-grapefruit juice mix is added to the glass of sugar and lemon juice. The contents are then stirred for around 10 seconds and the drink is garnished with the Jogan fruit.

Placement
No placement
Member
Alaisy "Aphotis" Tir'eivra
Textual submission

Anteian Bloodbath

2 oz Shesharilian vodka
1 oz Salakberries juice cocktail
3/4 oz fresh Jun-lime juice
3/4 oz Shuura flavored liqueur dry
Served with Shuura Twist

Placement
No placement
Member
Ghost Sythe
Textual submission

Gui stood behind the counter of his workshop, the Sacred Heap. Strewn out before him were a series of containers, flasks, bottles, and tankards. His little Aleena companion pounded the table-top, clearly inebriated and begging for more. Unfortunately for Munch, he had already packed away the remaining liquids, taking them down his gullet in a gluttonous display.

"Easy, easy.." Gui soothed, trying to calm his impatient acquaintance. "Here we go.. I learned this on New Tython." Clearly he hadn't. "You ready for this?!" He gestured to the glass.

Munch nod his head, his tongue licking his lips as he salivated over the thought of something new.

"Very well, here goes.." grabbing the first bottle, a stiff Tauntaun Ripple, it smelled just like the beast but packed a punch. The brown liquid gurgled as he poured it. Next, Hutt Bath-sludge, it oozed from his tankard like a thick molasses, green in color.."

Munch tilted his head in disgust as Gui then took two drops of Droid oil and a rusty bolt, plopping them into the concoction.

"What that for?" Munch spat..

"Never you mind. It's for texture.."

"Texture?"

"Texture. Ah, last but not least. My secret ingredient."

"That fuel!"

"No, no, its liquid gold." Gui smirked and wiped his nose with the back of his hand. As the droplets hit the mixture, the bubbling brew began to smoke and writhe. "There ya go buddy, drink that. Its Jedi Elixir."

Hesitantly Munch took the glass and shook his head no, but Gui was insistent. "Cooome oooon." He urged.

"Ok, ok.." Munch replied, pursing his lips to the glass to take a sip, as the liquid hit his lips, his already bulging eyes grew ten times in size and he let out a squeal that could scare a Rancor. Jumping up, he bolted for the door.

"Oy, how rude.."

Placement
No placement
Member
Scarlet Agna
File submission
Sadowan Supremacy 1.jpg
Textual submission

Sadowan Supremacy

Shake up all of these ingredients in a martini shaker with ice and then strain into a glass rimmed with sugar. Add the Blue Glow ice cube:

1 oz. Skyy Citrus Vodka
1 oz. Sweet and Sour mix
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps
1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice

Placement
No placement
Member
Mauro Wynter
Textual submission

Calrissian Sunrise:
1 part Vermouth
2 parts Vodka
1 part chocolate liquer
lightly shaken in a martini glass

Placement
No placement
Member
Brigadier General Revak K'Urr
Textual submission

Fel over Laughing

1 Pint Corellian ale
1.5 oz Whyren's Reserve
Pinch Giggledust

Fill a shot glass with whiskey and sprinkle in Giggledust.

Pour ale into a pint glass.

Drop entire shot glass into pint and chug.

Named after the famed Corellian pilot Soontir Fel.

Placement
No placement
Member
Sera Kaern
Textual submission

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Xr5KFYh6JHOdmOdgMaTSmDPMUbmNkGSl6R1IvQfKHsY/edit

Placement
No placement
Member
Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
Textual submission

Drink Name: Chill Revak

Everyone going crazy and they just need to chill out? Be like Revak and chill. It's not always easy so we came up with a drink. First you take a bottle of your choice whiskey and pour it out over some ice cubes. Then you pour in some lemonade for that nice refreshing taste. For a bit of relish, add an apple slice to the rim. If they still haven't chilled down after drinking that, you can always chuck the apple at them at the end before grabbing a drink yourself.

Ingredients:
4 fl oz Whiskey of choice
4 fl oz Lemonade
5 cubes of Ice
1 Apple Wedge on glass rim

Placement
No placement
Member
Raiheaux
Textual submission

Hypermatter Reaction

1 oz. Kowakian rum
1 oz, Tevraki whiskey
1 oz. Tsiraki
1 oz. Salakberry juice
Garnish: muja fruit slice

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Pour rum, whiskey, tsiraki, and juice over ice; cover and shake. Pour cocktail into a hurricane glass. Garnish with a muja fruit slice. This cocktail is so named because even though it is strong, the juice and liquor masks the stonger alcohol taste. Just like a hypermatter reaction, you'll be in out space before you know it.

Placement
No placement
Member
Ranger Revs
Textual submission

Tootsie Pop

Ingredients:

Half a cup of chocolate cake vodka
Half a cup of orange juice.
One red solo cup.

Mix.
Pour half of a cup of chocolate cake vodka into the red solo cup.

Pour a half cup of orange juice into the red solo cup. Stir with a spoon and then kiss the rest of the night goodby.

Placement
No placement
Member
Dr. Rhylance
File submission
Untitled document (4).pdf
Placement
No placement
Member
Combat Master "Aequitas" Anderson
Textual submission

The "This is the way" Cocktail.

Ingredients:-

11/2 oz Jawa Juice
11/2 oz Ne'tra gal
A dash of Blue Milk

How to Make:-

1. In a shaker, mix all of the ingredients together.

2. Shout "THIS IS THE WAY!" as loud as you can, preferably whilst cursing Clan Plagueis, though that part is optional.

3. Add straw and sip through a T-shaped Visor.

4. This is the way.

Placement
No placement
Member
General Zentru'la
Textual submission

The Deep Space
2 parts chocolate milk
1 part Irish Cream
1 part vodka
Just stir with a spoon. It's for getting drunk, not appealing to the high brow
(seriously, try this)

Placement
No placement