Competition: [Week 1] Pro Bowl Urban Dictionary

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[Week 1] Pro Bowl Urban Dictionary

Some of you may be familiar with the website Urban Dictionary (not going to link here because it's NSFW). For those who aren't familiar, it's basically a website that defines colloquialisms and other slang terms. Plagueis has worked on it’s own version in a past event, so it’s well beyond time to get the other clans in on it too.

For this event, your task is to come up with a definition for a term that would be found in the DJB edition of the Urban Dictionary. This can be a DJB slang term or another word defined in a way that is specific to the Brotherhood. Entries will be judged on humor and their fit within the general theme of the Urban Dictionary. There is no word minimum or maximum, but keep in mind that brevity is the soul of wit.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Pro Bowl IV - Week 1
Organized by
Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia
Running time
2020-08-10 until 2020-08-17 (8 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
32 subscribers, of which 29 have participated.
Results
Member
Master Seraine "Erinyes" Taldrya Ténama
Textual submission

Mandaboo:

A non-Mandalorian who is obsessed with Mandalorian culture. They may pepper their Basic with terms from the Mandalorian language, claim membership in a Mandalorian clan (only to fellow non-Mandalorians, never to someone who could prove them wrong), wear Mandalorian-style armour and carry Mandalorian-style weapons, and generally assert that Mandalorians are superior to all other peoples in the galaxy, particularly the Jedi. Portmanteau of "Mandalorian" and "weeaboo", a disparaging term referring to those who hold similarly high regard for the cultures of the Eastern Expanse.

The first person to use the term "Mandaboo" is unknown, but it's believed to have first been applied to a chronicler of Mandalorian culture and self-proclaimed "uber-Fandalorian" named Kah'Ren Travv-Iss.

Example: "What's with that Appius dude? He's like, half Obi-wannabe and half Mandaboo!"

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Meleu Karthdo
Member
Meleu Karthdo
Submission
Meleu Karthdo opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Rakhai
Member
Rakhai
File submission
Great Jedi War.docx
Placement
3rd place
Member
Adept DarkHawk Sadow
Textual submission

//Canon Fodder//
The state of one's personal being after having their meatsuit turned inside out from a very powerful weapon or being

Placement
No placement
Member
Seer Xolarin
Textual submission

Sadowned: When something is done so awesomely in Clan Naga Sadow, that it's performer owns then entire activity.
*Muz absolutely crushed it in that graphics comp. #Sadowned*

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Etah Obsidyn
Textual submission

Beef

An offhand reference to Dark Jedi Master Sith Bloodfyre that also implies that he's a dick.

Placement
No placement
Member
TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
Textual submission

The Hat

A way of describing an NFU who is clearly trying to show off.

“I can’t believe it, have you seen The Hat on the Proconsul?!”

Placement
No placement
Member
Aul Celsus
Textual submission

"A load of crap" - Adjective
Definition: The results of that last ACC match.

Placement
No placement
Member
Epis Locke Sonjie
Textual submission

"captured by the Collective"

When you haven't seen an NPC for awhile and no one knows what happened to them or has updated their wiki in ages, but there is at least a small chance they'll make another appearance.

Ex. "Whatever happened to Simonetti?"

"Oh, they got captured by the Collective."

" Byron Cargas?"

"Captured by the Collective."

"That NPC you made and always talk about but never did anything with?"

"Uh, captured by the Collective?"

"Sounds reasonable."

Placement
No placement
Member
Master Zsarion Bloodfyre
Textual submission

Beefy
1. A nickname for Bloodfyre.
2. Of or relating to Bloodfyre.
3. Of or relating to a certain Elder believing they are God or God-like.
4. Of or relating to being batshit crazy because you've been around too long and need to give that shit up.

Placement
No placement
Member
A deleted dossier
File submission
slagchucker.pdf
Placement
No placement
Member
Minister Cor-Hatha Vow
Textual submission

BEEF

Noun, plural beeves (beevz)

1. A Sith Master

(African proverb) "The end of an ox is BF, and the end of a lie is grief."

Placement
No placement
Member
Lord Muz Ashen Keibatsu
Textual submission

Helge

1.) To jump the chain of command with a complaint, generally without merit.

2.) To stalk out a person's real life contact information and make contact in a particularly off-putting way.

"I'm not trying to Helge it up here, but if you could please check your *other* email account, thanks."

"Dude was pretty angry about not getting aedile, so he went right to the GM."
"What a Helge."

"Jaaaaac, DB TROUBLEZ!!!" --Helge

Placement
No placement
Member
Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission

Getting Brimstoned - Being such a pain in the ass that your superiors blow up a ship underneath your feet.

Placement
No placement
Member
Tasha'Vel Versea
Textual submission

Kark: A star wars slang word for every time you mess up something.

Placement
No placement
Member
Azmodius Equesinfernum
Textual submission

Brim Job-noun- A competition submission done via phone, usually due to unforeseen roadblocks involving one's computer or internet connection.

*Wow! That was pretty good for a Brim Job!*

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Hades
Textual submission

Wally-ied. 1. Being told your opinion is wrong about every movie Wally likes.

Placement
No placement
Member
General Ronovi Tavisaen
Textual submission

IDRISSING - v. (gerund). The ability to make what has happened not happen with only a few words or actions.

Terrence, you better get to Idrissing those typos in that fiction; it shouldn't take too long.

With a little bit of magic Idrissing from the Evil Mage, the Black Warrior was no longer dead!

Placement
No placement
Member
A deleted dossier
Textual submission

Andrelious:
Short, fat middle aged man with an ever increasing number of children. Obsessed with the 'old days' of the Empire and eradicating the Jedi. Usually drunk, always smoking.

"Is that another child, Andrelious?"

Placement
No placement
Member
Master Bentre Stahoes
Textual submission

Muz (verb) *M-oo-zz*

1. To come into a situation and just royally mess everybody up

*see,* **Deus Ex Machina**

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr
Textual submission

Brimstoning - The art of doing all events via minimal means (i.e. cellphone)

"That Chiss was Brimstoning the entire event, I don't know how he can do it."

Placement
No placement
Member
General Zxyl Bes'uliik
Textual submission

Taldryan

An group of individuals who love to thrust.

Placement
No placement
Member
A deleted dossier
Textual submission

Full Muz

Very much a contextual term. Going Full Muz has two implications.

1. Your character went absolutely bananas and killed everything within 10 blocks.

"Thanks for going full Muz. I thought I was a gonner."

2. Your writing skill is so great, that it netted you placing finishes in various fiction competitions.

"Did you see them clean up in the GJW? They went absolutely Full Muz!"

Placement
No placement
Member
Combat Master "Aequitas" Anderson
Textual submission

**Sleemo Whacker**

A term used to describe the event in which members of the Brotherhood gather to assault a Collective prisoner with Training lightsabers in a game of "Sleemo Whacker". The goal of the game is every time the target, or"Sleemo" moves you have to whack him. The last person to hit the "Sleemo" usually has to do an embarrassing punishment, such as streaking in other Clan territory.

Placement
No placement
Member
Fenrir
Textual submission

Hat-It is a form of headdress which covers the head and contains a brim on its sides. It is worn as an accessory, necessity or a style statement. It is made famous by Plagueis' own Tuq'uan Varik, who wants take over the Galaxy just to force everyone to wear it.

Fur: It is the body hair that covers many species of both sentient and non-sentient creatures. However, not all sentient furry creatures believe they are sentient. For instance, Fenrir still believes he is a wolf.

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Alaris Jinn
Textual submission

Alaris'd - verb - to foul up a major event, usually by failing to grade results correctly.
Example: "We were gonna let TuQ do all the grading, but we were afraid of it being Alaris'd."

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Khryso Mallus
Textual submission

Seal of Hype
A seal that sometimes shows up to raise the hype levels of the clan. It apparently likes to go clubbing.

"The Pro Bowl starts tomorrow! Oh look, the Seal of Hype is in the Telegram Chat to celebrate!"

Placement
No placement
Member
Dasha Talus
Textual submission

Smell like a worrmp!

Most mistakenly use the phrase as an insult of someone whom doesn’t shower due to worrmps living in the sewers, yet those in the underground know of the unique wine that can be made from them and thus is a compliment. It may be used similar to the term ‘female dog’.

Placement
No placement
Member
Dr. Giyana Jurro
Submission
Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission

Hak'd Up or Hak'd to Pieces - Experiencing a really bad hangover. In context, so hungover from a night of drinking at Hak's Hideout that you may as well have been hacked up or hacked to pieces by a murderer with an axe.

Placement
No placement
Member
Raistline Taldrya Majere
Textual submission

The Worst - Mav

Placement
No placement
Member
Duke Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow
Textual submission

"The Worst" This is used whenever someone does some Mav level stuff.

1. I can't believe your CS is still not done, you're The Worst.

Placement
No placement