Competition: Caption This 1

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Caption This 1

Come up with a funny caption for the image linked below. Judging will be based on the most original and funny caption. Submission through textbox encouraged!

https://imgur.com/a/VkYWCuc

Competition Information
Parent Competition
[CSP] Spring Break Mayhem!
Organized by
Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter
Running time
2021-03-15 until 2021-03-29 (15 days)
Target Unit
Clan Scholae Palatinae
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
12 subscribers, of which 12 have participated.
Results
Member
Advisor Reiden Palpatine Karr
Textual submission

"'Go to the beach,' he said. 'Catch some rays,' he said. 'You'll have fun,' he said. How am I supposed to have any fun at the beach when I'm trapped in this suit to keep me alive? But worst of all, there's *SAND*. He knows I *hate* sand. You know, I bet he did this to me on purpose."

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Ellac Conrat
Member
Ellac Conrat
Textual submission

“Take a vacation, they said. It will be fun, they said. Spend some time with your family, enjoy the beach! Do you know how long it’s going to clean the sand out of my suit?!?”

Placement
2nd place
Member
Xendar Thendaris
File submission
51v59a.jpg
Placement
3rd place
Member
Imperial Kah’ri Marru
File submission
6F2A4BFC-43C2-40A3-97BB-64162BECF729.jpeg
Textual submission

LIFEGUARD ON DUTY
————————————
DIE AT YOUR OWN RISK

Placement
4th place
5th place
Cello
Member
Cello
Submission
Cello opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
5th place
Member
Battlelord Sykes Jade
Textual submission

Even the Dark Lord loves Florida

Placement
No placement
Member
Derrek Korson
Submission
Derrek Korson opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Empress Rayne Palpatine
Textual submission

Lord Vader might have 99 problems, but a beach ain’t one.

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Mune Cinteroph
Submission
Adept Mune Cinteroph opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Xantros
Textual submission

I learned to like sand

Placement
No placement
Member
Master Kamjin "Maverick" Lap'lamiz
Textual submission

Palpatine said if I couldn't capture Skywalker I had to stay on the beach instead of the boat.

Placement
No placement
Member
Mauro Wynter
Textual submission

“Working on my tan”

Placement
No placement