Competition: Caption This 2 - Dark Jedi Brotherhood

Competition: Caption This 2

Finished

Caption This 2

Caption the image linked below. Humor is encouraged, and grading will be based on humor and originality. Good luck!

https://imgur.com/a/jqZBdKc

Competition Information

Parent Competition: [CSP] Spring Break Mayhem!
Organized by: Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter
Running time: 2021-03-15 until 2021-03-29 (15 days)
Target Unit: Clan Scholae Palatinae
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fourth Level Crescents
Participants: 11 subscribers, of which 11 have participated.

Results

1st place

Xendar Thendaris

Member: Xendar Thendaris
File submission: 51v5v0.jpg
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Master Kamjin "Maverick" Lap'lamiz

Member: Master Kamjin "Maverick" Lap'lamiz
Textual submission: The stormtroopers started to leave Vader alone after he started yelling "I have you now" for the 15th time without catching a single fish.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Advisor Reiden Palpatine Karr

Member: Advisor Reiden Palpatine Karr
Textual submission: "I'll get you this time, Oh Big One. Now I have the high ground!"
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
Submission: The deleted member did not want their submission published.
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Empress Rayne Palpatine

Member: Empress Rayne Palpatine
Textual submission: Vader's audition to be the new FloridaMan went extremely well!
Placement: 5th place

Master Mune Cinteroph

Member: Master Mune Cinteroph
Submission: Master Mune Cinteroph opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Boss Ragnar Kul

Member: Boss Ragnar Kul
Textual submission: “I think I caught a fish...and I slaughtered them like animals”
Placement: No placement

Imperial Kah’ri Marru

Member: Imperial Kah’ri Marru
Textual submission: TODAY ON
Angler Fishing With Vader™:
Catch With a Reel, Not Raw Power
Placement: No placement

Battlelord Sykes Jade

Member: Battlelord Sykes Jade
Textual submission: Get over here you fishy biznitch!
Placement: No placement

Member: Ellac Conrat
Textual submission: “My name is Darth Vader. I enjoy long walks on the beach with my new legs, and deep conversations about sand.”
Placement: No placement

Member: Cello
Submission: Cello opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Member: Adept Xantros
Textual submission: There's always a bigger fish
Placement: No placement