I heard Howie was getting married. Dresses aren't pants, right?

Howie,

An Atty keeps her word. Here's some totally unrelated to this competition Physical Description text for you:

Howlander Taldrya is a massive, wide Wookiee, barrel-chested and thick-limbed, though his frame's deceptive strength is hidden under thick, soft fur, thick skin, and even thicker insulation. His glossy, short-furred coat a study in contrasts, with white in a massive swath around his hips, back, belly, and torso while his limbs and a thick band around his upper chest are pure black. His head, neck, and face are all white, while both his ears and the pits surrounding his eyes are black. His equally dark eyes peek out, weighing and measuring, from those small black pools, while a wife black nose and mouth may bear his fangs, though usually only in a yawn. Black paw pads and claws adorn his heavy hands and feet, and no scars are visible on his round frame, which seems to carry a perpetual odor of syrup and beer. When he speaks, his rumbling, low, accented growls sound, to most ears, as if he is constantly groaning the Basic equivalent of "no."

I suggest a height around 2.5m and 125 kg for authenticity. The rest I can't really do for you :p

I apologize if the image quality is a bit lower. The app on my phone was not the best one.

I felt like forcing him to wear pants wouldn't be very cool of me. I wanted him to be formidable, but true to his values.

I used the following image as a template
https://www.turbosquid.com/3d-models/3d-panda-standing-model/1045674

Panda kilt with a genuine panda head sporran and bowtie

Panda head by Matias Silorinne
Hulkbuster armor by Marvel Studios

Sometimes you just gotta try something new with the pants

Highlander Howie!

Sources: Kilt - https://clipground.com/images/kilt-clipart-1.jpg
Panda - https://image.freepik.com/free-vector/cute-panda-cartoon-dabbing-pose_29190-5378.jpg

My submission for the MAA consists of a nice black satin Kendogi with Red trim and highlights. I tried to work my new colored pencils in with the whites and then ended up working colors a bit in photoshop. The two lapel pins on the outer sash/tunic are the crests of the Dark Council and the Master at Arms office

Howie's shirt says Howie's shirt.

Howie in Cobra Kai duds

Beer holster: https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwi3-8qwvavxAhVAGa0GHf6OAQgYABAMGgJwdg&sig=AOD64_2p-EsKcpL3MOdv5Q5nVO-Xxqey8Q&adurl&ctype=5&ved=2ahUKEwjP5r2wvavxAhURLq0KHYEsBQ8Qvhd6BAgBEGo

Beer helmet: https://www.google.com/aclk?sa=L&ai=DChcSEwiwz7vovKvxAhUHbG8EHUP_CxoYABAEGgJqZg&sig=AOD64_1Tlg-e4Y3AUN9UT2sBA0rohMBUVA&adurl&ctype=5&ved=2ahUKEwiMhK_ovKvxAhXQf6wKHV6aBA0Qvhd6BAgBEGU

Credits for the art used in this cut-and-paste masterpiece are:
Panda: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/3e3464/psbattle_panda_sitting_in_tree/
Chef Hat: https://toppng.com/white-chef-hat-png-clipart-transparent-background-chef-hat-PNG-free-PNG-Images_165639
Big Green Egg BBQ: https://bbqing.com/products/big-green-egg-large-egg-original-kit-18-389418
BBQ Flipper: https://www.amazon.com/RSVP-BBQ-Grill-Spatula-BQ-TRN/dp/B004TGVIAC

Original picture done by unknown. Original picture was gotten through the Dark Jedi Brotherhood website and is NOT drawn by myself. The edits are my own.

This is clearly satire :P

Drawn based on three source images:
- https://cdn.imgbin.com/13/20/2/imgbin-giant-panda-onesie-costume-pajamas-child-child-vVyYzyf3jnCKuVsZxpCkLUa1R.jpg
- https://li0.rightinthebox.com/images/384x500/201709/sdyocj1505467146645.jpg
- https://www.amazon.com/CANASOUR-Fleece-Chrismas-Squinting-Unisex/dp/B072P5T31Q/ref=sr_1_33?dchild=1&keywords=panda+onesie&qid=1625311310&sr=8-33

Inspired by following meme:
- https://i.imgur.com/uG4qc6K.jpeg

A smokey the Bear outfit for Howie.

Howie sporting his new hat and shirt, because Pandas don't need any pants.

I only have one rule.

It's a convenient bamboo skirt, which is not pants, and also a snacc