Vatali Medical Corps
Are you tired of death finding you and your forces? Are you looking for a semi competent medical team that will possibly save them but certainly save you some credits? Well look no further. The Vatali Medical Corps have your back!
Lead Medical Administrator Gorek Bondo, who just recently beat a malpractice lawsuit, heads the finest medical team on the Haven Medical Station. His experience is questionable but his bedside manner will make you wish you're back on the battlefield. With some of the lowest tech equipment found in the Galaxy, you'll be saving money as you repair, replace and restore your troops.
Now some say that leaches are a thing of the past but our tenacious team of harvesters will make sure that you have the fattest grubs around to suck out all of the toxins. Splints, braces, automated external defibrillators are in full stock most of the time.
Our staffing levels will make you look around and say "Where did all the people go" as we've found that a fully manned station can get overcrowded and often times very messy. This means that our facilities are just slightly cleaner than your nearest starport or seedy cantina. Plus with such a small team, we may hurt your chances of survival but we wont hurt your coffers.
Now you might be asking yourself, "Are these guys serious?" Our answer to that is yes! We take our job as a budget friendly medical team very seriously. Forgoing things like tests, diagnostics and diagnosing our patients means that we can star stabbing and cutting much faster that your more professional medical teams. This saves both time and money. The chances are a lot higher that our patients will either pull through or succumb to their wounds while just waiting for our staff to see them. But don't take our word for it. In a resent poll, the one guy we asked how we did said this, "I've been sitting here for three hours, I'll take my chances with the Sith." See? He would rather get back to fighting than sit in the waiting room. That's what we strive for here in the Vatalli Medical Corps. We get your troops back into the fight.
The boss wants me to write five hundred words about the great job we do so I guess I have some more fluffing to do... lets see. Oh! We also have plants! Because our wait times are so long, we've put most of our budget into decorative plants. We even have a fountain. Nature is though to be one of the best cures for the most common ailments our patients develop while in our facility. Things like depression, anxiety, feelings of dread and hopelessness are all soothes away by the lush and serene atmosphere we provide.
The next time your shopping around for a budget friendly option for your most beloved asset, your staff, be sure to look no further than the Vatali Medical Corps.
We take your health seriously.