Youtube Link published: https://youtu.be/eOgX16849LY (1080p)
Team:
L'ara Erinos - Acting/Voice Work (TikTok App)
Alethia Archenksova - Meme creation
Sulith Bekett Meme creation / transcript edit
Marick Tyris Arconae - Video Editing (DaVinci Resolve 17)
Here is the transcript to prove that we hit 500 words:
Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two idiots. They're the same picture.
Nobody should ever be chained. I want that slave money. The revenants.
I am once again asking for you idiots to stop warmongering.
Harm is for harmonists, that's good enough for me.
The restores are making these same exact mistakes the empire did. Change my mind.
You're putting actual zombie soldiers on the streets. Those were our citizens. We had to find a way to finish the revenants for good. They wouldn't be so desperate to go to war with us if you weren't executing prisoners and attacking their innocent. We have to establish law and order. Sacrificing our people and shooting everyone you don't like is not how you run a government.
We have force crystals zombies. They have force crystals zombies.
Restorers and retributionists, crystals zombies, nothing could possibly go wrong.
All right DC, two of our allies are war with each other and at civil war with themselves, how do we capitalize on this lie to everyone back all sides maybe we should stop using smoke and mirrors to take advantage of our allies.
Adlez / Kamlin, Vairya
Never trust a pirate that doesn't carry root beer.
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As you can see from the clips displayed, there are those in the Severian Principate that don't seem to take the current conflict...seriously. They seem to make light of the loss of innocent lives, and empower the notion that leaders can, unchecked, go ahead with secret projects the people that voted them into power never asked for. I mean honestly, we have seen a lot of super-weapon projects inevitably backfire. You'd think we'd learn by now. But of course we don't. So, maybe these "Mem-ays" that the youth are so fond of have some hidden truth. The Restorers are just asking for something to go wrong. The Expansionist? Eh, they can go their own way (hah hah). But the Retributionist? If you and the restorers hate each other so much, why don't you just get married or something. (I'm not projecting...am I? Oh god I sound like my sister.)
The Imperial Harmony party is here for you, though. We hear you, we understand you, and our leader, of all the others involved in this conflict, seems to be the only one with her head on her shoulders. So trust her, the way I do, and the way we all can. Together, we can be better than the rest of them!
So join the party that doesn't just sit on social holonet media all day. Join the Harmonist.
And remember, if someone tries to say the Harmonist only care about peace and love, then you turn around and remind them: you can't spell "harm" without harmonist!
Join now.
Oh, since we're 40 words short, here is a quick shout out to our sponsors: the Dark Council. Clan Arcona. Clan Odan-Urr. Karran's wife for letting him do this event with us. And the joy of breaking Wally by making him add this.