### Real Holiday Chocolate Chip Cookies

*Warning: Follow Measurements Exactly Per Serving*

Ingredients:

3 cups of All-Purpose Flour, Pastry Flour, or Cake Flour
1 cup of white or brown sugar
1 cup of butter or margarine
2 tsp of vanilla extract
1 tsp of baking powder
1 tsp of himalayan sea salt
Chocolate Chips (Dark, Milk, or White with macadamian nuts)

Instructions:

Step 1: Preheat oven to 400 (Less heat & more time for softer cookies, More hear & less time for crunchier cookies)
Step 2: Mix all the things together in one big bowl and stir until they're all blended.
Step 3: Get a cookie sheet over a pan or some manner of non-stick spray.
Step 4: Roll out the dough with rolling pin. Use Star Wars cookie cutouts and place on sheet.
Step 5: Bake for 5-10 minutes. Flip cookies at half-time.
Step 6: Profit

Drunk chocolate chips.

One bottle of rum
One batch of store bought cooki3 dough.
A bag of chocolate chips.

Drink the whole bottle of rum.
Snack on chocolate chips and raw cookie dough.
Enjoy