Competition: It burnses!!!

Finished
It burnses!!!

Specifics

I was pepper sprayed for my line of work in RL. I would like to turn this around and incorporate it into a DB story. It will be a minimum of a page long. Also it must be funny, I need laughter to erase the memory of such pain.

Platform

MS Word

Awards

CR-E for first, CR-T for 2nd and CR-Q for third

Competition Information
Organized by
General Daniel Stephens
Running time
2006-05-26 until 2006-06-02 (8 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
None/Other (Manually Awarded)
Participants
1 subscriber, of which 1 has participated.
Results
Member
Korenaga No Maragor
Textual submission

Migrated from legacy database

Placement
1st place