Competition: Crime and Punishment

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Crime and Punishment

With the new rule of Ol’val’s streets asserted, the citizenry needs to know the laws they’re expected to follow. Come up with a list of simple laws/rules/commandments (minimum 5) that would make up the basis of life on Ol’val. Additionally, for the breach of said rules, a fitting punishment ought to be meted out so remember to include one as well.

Example: Anyone who physically (or telekinetically) touches, caresses, fondles, gropes, strokes, or rubs the lekku or montrals of another without consent shall be punished by a fine equal to the length of the offended lekku or montrals with each millimeter corresponding to one standard galactic Credit. The fine is repeatable for each offence.

Grading: Grading will be based on the in-universe sensibility or humor of the proposals, as well as completeness of their coverage. Presentation will be considered as a tie-breaker.

Valid submissions accepted in Submission text box, .pdf, .doc/docx formats. No Gdocs links!

Competition Information
Parent Competition
ReCartellization
Organized by
Aedile Tali Sroka
Running time
2022-09-04 until 2022-09-30 (27 days)
Target Unit
House Qel-Droma
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
2 subscribers, of which 2 have participated.
Results
1st place
Dr. Aru Law
Member
Dr. Aru Law
Textual submission

Rules as laid out by "The Boss":

1 - Anyone wandering about with an outfit deemed an eye sore by "The Boss" will be forced to discard said outfit in lieu of either walking around naked or using a pre-determined outfit as per "The Boss" likings
2 - Anyone "The Boss" might deem worthy of a fight will be subjugated into said fight with "The Boss" until one of the contenders can't fight anymore
3 - Following on rule number 2, anyone who, on the very unlikely occasion, might defeat "The Boss" will be incarcerated until one becomes weaker than "The Boss"
4 - Anyone indulging themselves with the fine beverage that is Bantha Milk and refuses to share their possession with "The Boss" will be turned upside down until all of the consumed milk has been spilled from their insides
5 - Anyone caught mocking, joking or bad-mouthing "The Boss" will have their lips stitched together, save for a little hole in the corner for a straw

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Lord Marick Tyris Arconae
Member
Lord Marick Tyris Arconae
Textual submission

**Rules of the Streets**

1. No touching of the hair or face. We're not *uncivilized*.
2. Pink is in. Anyone who says otherwise will be sent to the front lines working in clean-up crews.
3. If you don't pick up your own litter, front lines.
4. If you don't call your parents to let them know you're okay, front lines.
5. If you try to change any of these rules...front lines.

Placement
2nd place