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Jafits Skrumm
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Darth Renatus
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- Darth Renatus opted out of publishing his submission.
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Malisane Sadow
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Following the recent renaming of the Dark Brotherhood to The Brotherhood to be more inclusive, the Consuls are now locked in a fierce debate on whether they need to further rename it to Siblinghood.
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randyrumrnr
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Rumour has it that the six Consul's have gotten together to discuss what a hairless male Wookie would look like wearing a mankini....or Wookini as it is called on Kashyyyk.
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Raistline Taldrya Majere
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The annual greased gamorrean council catch is underway. The two consuls with the lowest times will be the target of the Dark Council's wrath next GJW.
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Councillor Turel Sorenn
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I heard a rumor Selika has secretly converted to being a Jedi and gathered the clans together to form a light Jedi brotherhood.
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Colonel Len Iode
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I heard that everyone just wanted pizza and they wouldn't deliver to individual planets
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Czarnian
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The purpose of the meeting is to decide who will be crowned this year's Dark Brorhterhood's Mr or Mrs. Galaxy!!!!
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Nikora Rhan
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Dinos Bazaar
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I heard a rumour that Ji sleeps with a green chile under his pillow in case of emergencies.
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Koda Kendis
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Appius wear his gloves all the time, and never washes them. Cleaning, eating food, using the refresher. I bet some scientists would have a field day with them.
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Warlord Kai Movar
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- Warlord Kai Movar opted out of publishing his submission.
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Nora Olen
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- Nora Olen opted out of publishing her submission.
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Corsair Chrome
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- Corsair Chrome opted out of publishing his submission.
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Master Bentre Stahoes
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I heard Consuls discussing what Summit members are gonna dress up as Frogdog and Rotworm mascots to cheer on the teams!
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Teylas Ramar
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Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia
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So, it's pretty obvious, the Consuls are meeting in Canto Bight, the gambling capital of the civilized galaxy, for one reason; their Fantasy Podracing League draft party. All the ships, troops, and so forth are a show so that Evant doesn't find out they continued the league after kicking him out for cheating and Qyeria quitting after a rule change.
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Thran Occasus-Palpatine
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Thran's Lawyer K'vin's friend Dar'rell's Cousin's Roomate's Brother-in-law told me that his co-worker's mailman heard that the Consuls are meeting in a secret area of the Casino in Canto Bight to get dressed up in Hutt costumes and roll around in pools full of Raspberry jelly.
Unrelated but related, Kamjin has been sending orphans from the Caperion System to Clan Plagueis. The Consuls have met to conduct their perverted blood ritual to steal the youthfulness of the orphans. Although they will look younger, they will continue to talk about the 90s as the good old days. This will give them away. This isn't a rumor, because it's 100% true.
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Battlelord Haro Zylrun
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"I think they're making a secret birthday present for someone." -Haro Zylrun
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Tribune Kanal O'neill
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Rumor has is that the six Counsels have joined together for a last minute practice for the Brotherhood Spelling Bee. It has some Children of Mortis members that have joined to battle with wits and knowledge as opposed to the sword and blaster. The winners claim the coveted Crown of the Speller as set forth by the Lord of the Bee.
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Ellisyn Kendis
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- Ellisyn Kendis opted out of publishing her submission.
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Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
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I heard a rumour that the Consuls are meeting to decide the new nicknames of the Clans.
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Duke Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow
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The Rumour being spread is: The gathering is to help determine what to rename the DJB after the severe influx of Mandos. The top contender at the moment is "That was the way"
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Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
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Rumor has it that this gathering of the six clan leaders, is to discuss a huge April Fools prank. One where they switch the clan colors on the ships, uniforms, banners... everything for a full month. They just have to make sure who gets which color, and coordinate the switch at the proper time.
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Epis Locke Sonjie
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The purpose of this meeting is definitely to think up new button competitions for the next GJW.
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General Kenath Zoron Ad Vizsla
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Listen, it's clear - it's about pooling together to sponsor a new DJB-funded sportsball intergalactic league.
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Empress Rayne Palpatine
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I heard a rumor that Evant is actually an expert kitten-wrangler.
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TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
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I heard a rumour that Selika planned this whole event in order to get revenge of everyone forgetting her birthday.
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Sage Enzo Dek
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Centam Javik
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The meeting is to decide who is strongest. This will be determined not through a contest of might, but by going to a bar and seeing who can drink the most.
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High Inquisitor Hector Von Ricmore
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Rumor has it that the 6 consuls are together not because of a desire to meet one another but because they have all gone to receive advice from the same person. Unbeknownst to most in the Brotherhood, the Consuls are actually just figureheads. They receive their orders from a mysterious entity. This entity is composed of a Jawa standing on top of an Ewok, which is standing on a pit droid, that happens standing on a rock. All of whom are inside of a trench coat. The rock base sits atop a blurrg to make the figure appear to be mounted. Lastly, the blurrg is standing on a hover chair. The hover chair has a tendency to break down and is attached to a small speeder.
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Lumyi Hicyl
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- Lumyi Hicyl opted out of publishing his submission.
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Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
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"Sith eat their children through the Force"
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