You are on board the Saijo Superweapon, though its fate is uncertain. Likely, it will likely be destroyed. The Pirates refuse to listen to any form of reason, well, except for one... the ancient form of rhyme and rhythmic beats, the "Oh snap!" Of mic drops across the Outer Rim... Slug Stutter!

You are to write your character engaging in a rap battle with either a member of the Saijo Pirates (including Fennyl if you wish) in the style of Epic Rap Battles of History in which your character disses, burns, and ruins the opposition You can say what you like (within reason) and the most creative, hilarious beats, and rhymes wins!

Rules: the must be at least 100 words long, and split into two stanzas, and also must feature your main or alt character.

Submissions: through the site in pdf, word, or the submission box below.

Grading: Grading will be based on creativity, as well as which ones burn the most.

Participation in this competition will determine how many Pirates will be captured by the Taldryan Military throughout the event, determining certain factors for the final fiction.

0 Entries: 0% of the Pirate army were captured.

1-2 Entries: 5% of the Pirate army was captured.

3-4 Entries: 10% of the Pirate army was captured.

5+ Entries: 15% of the Pirate army was captured.