Welcome to Valentine’s Day of 2023! A time for love, companionship, and self-loathing.

Through chance, you and a select few of your closest have won an all-expenses paid trip to a tropical resort on the beautiful, majestic island of Atolli on gorgeous, oceanic Selen!

With amenities ranging from crystal blue waters, beautiful sandy beaches, poolside bars, spas of every variety you can think of (yes even the weird ones), as well as nightly parties catering to both the classy and the classless!

Will you bring your beloved? Your crush? Will you roll stag and see what the party can offer? Let’s find out!

The overall winner will be determined by point value, with different competitions being worth different points of course.

Fictions will run 6 points for 1st, down to 1 for 6th place onwards!
Graphics will run the same, 6 for 1st, 1 for 6th place onwards!
Everything else will be 4 for 1st, 3 for 2nd, 2 for 3rd, and 1 for everyone else!

Ties will be broken by competition weight, ie. more placements in competitions worth more points, in that placements will be valued as .5 more should a tie occur.

Show me how you party, or cope, with Valentine’s Day!