I heard a rumor that Emperor Kamjin Lap'lamiz dressed up as a Hutt and slithered around Nar Shaddaa, gambling at all the casinos.

The Rumor has it that Clan Vizsla is on Nar Shaddaa because they're actually broke, and doing whatever they can to get out of hock. Nothing is off the table, and that INCLUDES funny business with the Hutts

I heard that Selika is only on Nar Shadaa to gamble away TuQ's hat...

Did you hear about Korvis Manda’vod?
Well I heard that he lost a bunch of creds to a hutt. He has to work off the debt by wearing a metal bikini and dancing to a jizwailer band.

I heard a rumor that Qyreia has been secretly craving a *cucumber* salad. ;)

Consul DarkHawk Sadow is taking part in this years edition of Nar Shaddas Got Talent having trained a flock of porg to sing Wookie Folk songs.

I heard that the Shadow Lord of Arcona, yeah, Arronen. I heard she was spotted in Nar Shaddaa for a black market trade deal. Two whole crates of exotic boxed cocktails and wines. Her Proconsul supposedly banned liqueur and drinking at events there, ya'know.

DarkHawk is taking this time to start a new social media site on the HoloNet. It's going to called Mynock and it will only let users sent short messages. He needs to keep everyone busy to sell the rest of the Consuls on investing in the idea.

I heard a rumor that they are going to see a circus run entirely by Ewoks and Jawas with a single Tusken Raider as the ringleader.

“Did you hear that Emperor Lap’lamiz is here on Nar Shadda?” one of the Rodians whispered as the group huddled in the alleyway.

“I wonder what he’s up to?” a Devaronian man chuffed beside him.

The Twi’lek girl in the group placed her hands on her hips as she leaned in close to her friends. “I heard he’s come to see the Hutts.”

The others in the group murmured in reply. “Why would he want to see them?” The Rodian said.

“Apparently they saved his life, in return for his… *services…*” The Twi’lek girl smirked.

“What kind of services?” the Devaronian asked.

The Twi’lek eyed her companions with a mischievous look, beginning to sway her hips in implication.

A gasp erupted from the group as they realized what she meant. “*The Emperor is a dancer for the Hutts?*”

“And they say he’s even better than their own slaves," The Twi'lek girl said with a wink.

I'm not one to judge, but I think Cassandra mentioned something about "meeting" people, if you catch my drift.

Plagueis Consul, Selika Roh, was reportedly seen at the slave market selling Plagueis' variety of premium shock collars to the highest bidder.

The whispers are loud around me, and they have brought me the most wonderful little news about our dear Dread Lord. I knew she hobnobbed with the Hutts, but I didn't know it was at one of their Furry Munches.

DarkHawk is replacing his underpants due to all the skidmarks and holes in his current ones.

Rumor has is Korvis is on Nar Shaddaa to scam all the gambling houses he can get to and rob them blind. He intends to enter as a combatant in many of the illegal and underground bloodsport arenas that they have here on the Smuggler's Moon. He intends to enter any match or tournament he can and proclaim he will only fight with his fists and a single blade. People will think him insane and likely to lose, those making him the underdog with long odds. He will then have a proxy bet big on him so when he wins the fight he'll get a huge payout. He'll do this to as many places as he can before he gets caught and all the funds will be going straight into the Clan's treasury. He's hoping to buy a few more ships or Basalisk war droids with the winnings.

Selika Roh's only job here is to barter for a fresh stash of whiskey and wide-brimmed hats.

Well, I mean obviously Darkhawk has been moving between getting blackout drunk and betting on back alley huttsball games with smugglers of questionable repute! How could he be expected to enjoy the fun and chaos of Pro Bowl festivities without inebriation and financial risk?

Rumour has it Selika is trying to find a hutt to buy our former slave population off of us.

I heard the real reason Cassandra is on Nar Shaddaa is to exchange fashion tips with Selika.

So, I heard that Korvis is marketing a new brand of panties to the Hutts. Talk about Grannie Panties...

I heard a rumour that Ruka went to the spas for some karking peace and quiet.