Competition: [CSP] Caption - Incorrect Star Wars Quotes

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[CSP] Caption - Incorrect Star Wars Quotes

Howdy, howdy! I know this time of year can be busy and even stressful with everything going on, but that's no reason not to stop every now and then to kick back and have some fun!

Prompt

Using the image link below, your job is to come up with an incorrect quote that can put a smile on my face as big as a Kowakian Monkey Lizard's. Change the tone of the scene with your wits, and maybe have a laugh while you do!

Submissions should be made via the text submission box. Entries will be graded by the most creative and funniest incorrect quotes. Bonus points if you can get me to laugh out loud. Please remember to keep your entries within PG-13 guidlines.

Example: You killed my father, prepare to die "My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Competition Information
Organized by
Ellac Conrat
Running time
2023-11-18 until 2023-11-30 (13 days)
Target Unit
Clan Scholae Palatinae
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
5 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
Member
Empress Rayne Palpatine
Textual submission

We've been trying to reach you concerning your planet's extended warranty. You will be needing it sooner rather than later.

Placement
1st place
Member
Thran Occasus-Palpatine
Textual submission

"Da ya like jazz?" - From the Bee Movie.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Imperial Kah’ri Marru
Textual submission

"Wait, wait! Let me guess. Your Holodancer name is Cinnamon."

Placement
3rd place
Member
Xendar Thendaris
Textual submission

"You've failed, Your Highness. I am Jedi like my father before me. I will never do another Holiday Special. Especially not with Jar Jar Binks and 'N Sync!"

Placement
4th place
Member
Magistrate Titius Osseus
File submission
Tarkin_smiles_on_you.jpg
Placement
5th place