Competition: [CSP] Sithmas Captions 2

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[CSP] Sithmas Captions 2

Winter is here. It's offical. Bring some humor to these short dark days!

Provide a humorous caption for the provided image.

Place your caption in the Submission Text Box. Entries will be grading by the most creative and humorous response.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
[CSP] Sithmas Celebration 2023
Organized by
Thran Occasus-Palpatine
Running time
2023-12-16 until 2023-12-31 (16 days)
Target Unit
Clan Scholae Palatinae
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
6 subscribers, of which 6 have participated.
Results
Member
Xendar Thendaris
Textual submission

This is not what I had in mind when General Veers asked me to take Blizzard 1 out on patrol!

Placement
1st place
Member
Empress Rayne Palpatine
Textual submission

If there's one thing I learned while on Hoth, do not make snow angels in the AT-AT park.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Battlelord Nefarious "NeMo" Moniker
Submission
Battlelord Nefarious "NeMo" Moniker opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
3rd place
Member
Magistrate Titius Osseus
Textual submission

Bringing the Empire to heel, one urination at a time.

Placement
4th place
Member
Imperial Kah’ri Marru
Textual submission

"Yes, this is the fifth time and if you say a word and they won't find your body till Spring."

Placement
5th place
Member
Savant Elaine Conrat
Textual submission

When it's cold and your dog has to find the right spot.

Placement
6th place