Competition: [May The Fourth 2024] Week 1: That Guy Called Anders...

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[May The Fourth 2024] Week 1: That Guy Called Anders...

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Unfortunately Socorra had to work with Anders, ANDERS, of all people to get the event set up. Unfortunately, he is somewhat of a taskmaster and an arrogant (censored). Naturally, this gets people talking behind his back...

Members are tasked with creating the best IN CHARACTER insult to High Inquisitor Anderson.

You can be as creative as you like, there is no minimum or maximum word count. However, please remember to stay to in character with the insults. :)

Most devastating burn wins!

Modifier

This competiton gives a 1x modifier.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
[May the Fourth 2024] Week 1
Organized by
High Inquisitor "Aequitas" Anderson, General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos
Running time
2024-05-01 until 2024-05-08 (8 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
First Level Crescents
Participants
46 subscribers, of which 44 have participated.
Results
Member
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir
Textual submission

You now that saying, if you were the last person alive, I still wouldn't hang out with you? Anderson is so selfish and unlikeable, he had to slaughter everyone else someone ever loved and abduct them just to get them to spend time with him.

Placement
1st place
Member
Champion Rajhin Cindertail
Textual submission

Holonet Discount Brimstone

Placement
2nd place
Member
Headmistress Alethia Archenksova
Textual submission

Store Brand Rhylance

Placement
3rd place
4th place
Coronaria
Member
Coronaria
Textual submission

I find myself getting so emotional when you leave. That emotion is happiness, but still.

Placement
4th place
Member
Lord Idris Adenn
Textual submission

Anders tries to be cool while taking Draca to school, yet always looks like a fool. Trying for badass it comes off as needing to pass gas, no wonder he's blue he has a face like a shoe.

Placement
5th place
Member
Quaestrix Sivall Tenbriss Ya-ir Zoria
Textual submission

Severin: "You're a third-rate inquisitor with a forth-rate droid."

Placement
6th place
7th place
Sage Enzo Dek
Member
Sage Enzo Dek
Textual submission

I don't know why you would want me to insult Zenod, one of the greatest Duros within our Brotherhood!

Placement
7th place
Member
TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
Textual submission

I would say that Anders has the emotional capacity of a stick in the mud, but that would be an insult to a very kind stick I once met stuck in the mud.

Placement
8th place
Member
Grand Master Declan Roark
Textual submission

Socorra knelt before Darth Pravus. It has been several years since anyone had seen the Grand Master and his sudden presence was ominious.

"Grand Master, High Inquisitor Anderson," Socorra began before the Grand Master cut her off with a stern look.

"Who?" The Grand Master asked before curtly saying "it doesn't matter" right as Socorra began to respond.

Placement
9th place
Member
Alaisy "Aphotis" Tir'eivra
Submission
Alaisy "Aphotis" Tir'eivra opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
10th place
Member
Professional Agron Dyrce
Textual submission

Agron -
Oh, right, High Inquisitor? You couldn't inquire your way out of a wet bag of bantha crap! You act all high and mighty and blue and stuff, but you're just a guy with a laser sword who doesn't even like his name! I'm about as scared of you as a guy shut rancor and your face is weird, too!

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Haro Zylrun
Textual submission

I haven't had that much contact with Zenod, so coming up with a roast is pretty hard.
From looking at his character sheet, however, I have noticed that he takes offense at anyone using his full name of Zenod'ande'rson, which might be able to be used against him.

Placement
No placement
Member
Vynn Salm
Textual submission

"Your aim is worse than a stormtrooper!"

Placement
No placement
Member
Nightsister Sinya Ani
Textual submission

Anders? Ha! The only thing more lame than his “wit” is his accent. I mean, who does he think he’s fooling?

Placement
No placement
Member
Nora Olen
Submission
Nora Olen opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Kagon Agra
Textual submission

"one must know of someone in order to calibrate a propper insault to someone in the first place... "
--Kagon--

Placement
No placement
Member
Meleu Karthdo
Submission
Meleu Karthdo opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Eminent Ikarri Itinen
Textual submission

Take away the blue skin, the good looks, the red eyes and what are you?

Placement
No placement
Member
Ghost Rulvak Qurroc
Submission
Ghost Rulvak Qurroc opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Colonel Shanree Argentin
Textual submission

Shanree to Anders: "You know, you aren't half as frightening as you think you are"

Placement
No placement
Member
Quaestrix Sofila "Sagitta" Douve Armis
Textual submission

Your father was a raven and your mother smelt of blueberries!

Placement
No placement
Member
Rear Admiral Arcia Cortel
Submission
Rear Admiral Arcia Cortel opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Captain Meero
Textual submission

“Forgive me, sir. But I’ve had more than enough of your blue-ness I could stomach for one lifetime. I pray we do not meet again.” -Meero

Placement
No placement
Member
Jade Hext
Textual submission

He has the modesty and humility of a small time hutt with even grander delusions of adequacy. If he were half as sophisticated as he is always preening, he'd be twice the man he is.

Placement
No placement
Member
Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission

"Who?"

Placement
No placement
Member
Master Selika Roh di Plagia
Textual submission

"You are a man more concerned with droid safety than you are with your Inquisitions."

Placement
No placement
Member
Asani Armis
Submission
Asani Armis opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Lord Muz Ashen Keibatsu
Submission
Lord Muz Ashen Keibatsu opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Doctor Avery Erinos Watson
Textual submission

The softest Sith in the game.

Placement
No placement
Member
Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission

Kanal - "Anders is an braggard who runs around like a rabid rancor who has eaten a crate of spice"

Placement
No placement
Member
Epis Locke Sonjie
Textual submission

"You seem uptight enough to make Palpatine blush!"

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept DarkHawk Sadow
File submission
May the Fourth_ Instult the High Inquistor.pdf
Placement
No placement
Member
Archian
Textual submission

Anders, Anderson, Anderson... why you never can just let small Aay'han play over your head...

Placement
No placement
Member
Supreme Chancellor Cassandra Oriana Taldrya
Textual submission

"You know Anders, even a broken compass is more accurate than you. You're always trying to lead me in the wrong direction..." - Cassandra

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Ro-Tahn smirked as he watched his sister talk with the Chiss. When she came back over, he asked, "Well, what did that pompous blue skinned son of a Hutt want now?"

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Alaris Jinn
Textual submission

When's the surgery? The surgery to remove that durasteel bar from your ass?

Placement
No placement
Member
Ghost Luka Zarkot
Textual submission

Luka: "Anders... Who is he, again?"

Placement
No placement
Member
Envoy Zuza Lottson
Textual submission

I may be easy to betray, to hurt, to get under the skin of, but at least I have people around me who care about me beyond obligation, fear or what you can put in their pockets. - Zuza, if Anders ever used their friendship against her.

Placement
No placement
Member
Dr. Bril Teg Arga
Submission
Dr. Bril Teg Arga opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Proconsul Diyrian "Diy" Grivna
Submission
Proconsul Diyrian "Diy" Grivna opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Master Aiden Lee Deshra
Textual submission

Aiden: "I've only met the man once. I found him a pretentious, self absorbed, son-of-a-nexu."

Other: "So he ignored you?"

Aiden: "Plus he smells bad."

Placement
No placement
Member
Huntsmen
Textual submission

"There are two people I have never heard the story of, Darth Plaguses and... The High Inquisitor Anderson......"

Placement
No placement
Member
General Ood Bnar
Textual submission

"It's not even fall, yet I can already see your foliage drooping" (tree based insult saying he's going bald)

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Strask Rurra'bek
Submission
Battlelord Strask Rurra'bek opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement