Competition: [SoaE - Week 1] That Guy Called Gander

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[SoaE - Week 1] That Guy Called Gander

Based on information gathered from the wiki and Taldryan Republic intelligence, members are tasked with coming up with the worst insult possible about Gander Denos, the leader of the Human League. Grading will be done via the most hilarious In-Character “diss” received.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
[SoaE] Phase 1
Organized by
High Inquisitor "Aequitas" Anderson
Running time
2024-06-03 until 2024-06-10 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Taldryan
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
7 subscribers, of which 7 have participated.
Results
1st place
Coronaria
Member
Coronaria
Textual submission

He is an oxygen bandit. Somewhere, a tree worked very hard to produce the oxygen he uses and I think the poor plant deserves an apology.

Placement
1st place
Member
Jorm (The Jester) Na'trej
Textual submission

Dude grew a beard worthy of an elder Wookiee to hide his Mon Cala chin - and now tries to drive out the competition, the insecure bitch.

Placement
2nd place
Member
General Zentru'la
Textual submission

Gander Denos is like the sands of Tatooine. He's coarse and rough and irritating and he gets everywhere.

Placement
3rd place
4th place
Jade Hext
Member
Jade Hext
Textual submission

Wisdom has been chasing you all your life but you have always been faster.

Placement
4th place
Member
Grand Inquisitor Morax Darkblade
Submission
Grand Inquisitor Morax Darkblade opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
5th place
6th place
Centam Javik
Member
Centam Javik
Textual submission

Centam - "With 'Gander' as a first name, it's not surprising that he looks like a goose."

Placement
6th place
Member
Alaisy "Aphotis" Tir'eivra
Submission
Alaisy "Aphotis" Tir'eivra opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement