I love you Padme(A parody of "I want it that way" by the Backstreet Boys)

You are my sire
Queen, I'm inspired
My heart won't fade away
I love you Padme

We lived five years apart
You held onto my heart
Now I say
That I love you Padme

You and I
Sunbathing in a grassy field
You and I
Floating pears after they were peeled
You and I
I'll never look at sand this way
I love you Padme

Am I your Jedi
To Tatooine, fly
My mom, we were too late
I still love you Padme

You and I
We saved my master from an evil fate
You and I
Kissing at the coliseum gate
You and I
Lost an arm, but I'll hold you late
I love you Padme

Now the republic is falling apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter how my heart
I want you to know
You're the light inside of me...

My wife, don't leave please
To live, you need me
My love
My love, My love, My love

I can't let you walk away!
No younglings left in my wake
Killed the Jedi, was a piece of cake (please dont walk away)
Our future is now at stake(dont die)
I love you Padme

You and I
Obi Wan won't take you away
You and I
The Clone Wars, I ended this day
You and I
In our Empire, you life is safe (please dont walk away)
I love you Padme

You and I
On Mustafar you left that day
Losing you was a mistake
You and I
The Jedi tore our lives apart (i cant belive you walked away)
I miss you Padme

'I still love you Padme

“Fortunate Clone”- lyrics by Lokast Falls
To the tune of Creedence Clearwater Revival “Fortunate Son”
Some Clones are made, born into a war
Oooo they’re white armor through and through
And when the Williams plays Clone Trooper March
Ooo They point the blaster at you, lord
Clone Army, Clone Army
I ain’t no natural born son, son
Clone Army, Clone Army
I ain’t no Fortunate Clone
Some Clones are born, yell’o stripe in hand
Lord, don’t they clone themselves, yeah
But when the republic comes to Kamino
The place looks like a bantha trail
Clone Army, Clone Army
I ain’t no Mandalorian Son, no, no
Clone Army, Clone Army
I aint no Fortunate Clone
Yeah, some clones inherit yell’o striped helmets
They send you down to war
And when you train them, “how much should you train?”
They only answer, "more, more, more"
Clone Army, Clone Army
I ain't no Mandalorian son, son
Clone Army, Clone Army
I ain't no fortunate Clone, clone
Clone Army, Clone Army
I ain't no fortunate clone
Clone Army, Clone Army
I ain't no fortunate clone (Fade out)

Core-ward cruisers fly along, Zoom zoom, pew pew,
Stars go blur and engines vroom, zoom zoom, pew pew,
Go along the Hydian Way, zoom zoom, pew pew,
Stop for Shame Bites and jerky too, zoom zoom, pew pew.
Flying star to star
Flying by so far
Ran out of fuel near a pulsar
Spent all my creds on the ship!

(Based on the first bar of Camptown Races)

Tune used: Song 2 by Blur

Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo

I got my blood checked
By a Jedi
Midi-chlorians
Read off the scale
Yeah

When I'm strong in the Force
(Woo-hoo) And I'm calm and collected
(Woo-hoo) With the Force as my ally
All in the Light but the temptation of the Dark Side
Is it stronger

I had a Master
And an apprentice
Only two of us
No more or less

When I'm strong in the Force
(Woo-hoo) And passion and hatred
(Woo-hoo) With the Force as my weapon
All of my life is commited to the Dark Side
It is stronger

Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah

Based off the song *Pink Pony Club* by Chappell Roan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3Liudev18&pp=ygUOcGluayBwb255IGNsdWI%3D

I know you wanted me to stay
But I can’t ignore the crazy visions of Dacien Victae
And I heard that there’s a special place
Where Sith and Jedi can all have fights every single day

I’m having wicked dreams of panda Howie
Hear the MAA, I swear he’s calling me
Won’t make my homeworld proud, it’s gonna cause a scene,
They see this Togorian, I know they’re gonna scream,

Kriff, what have you done?
You joined the DJB
And you live out on Arx
Oh people, I’m just having fun
dressing up in my robes
It’s where I belong kneeling at the

Arx Iron Throne
I’m gonna keep on serving the
Arx Iron Throne
I’m gonna keep on fighting down
in the ACC
I’m gonna keep on serving the
Arx Iron Throne, Arx Iron Throne

I’m up, and Plagueis is my clan
Tyranus is my house and everyone’s a fan.
Lightsabers and Force lightning
Every day’s another reason why I do this thing

I thank my wicked dreams of panda Howie,
Oh Iddy, you’ve been too good to me,
Reading all my fiction without causing a scene
They see this Togorian, I know they’re gonna scream

Kriff, what have you done?
You joined the DJB
And you live out on Arx
Oh people, I’m just having fun
dressing up in my robes
It’s where I belong kneeling at the

Arx Iron Throne
I’m gonna keep on serving the
Arx Iron Throne
I’m gonna keep on fighting down
in the ACC
I’m gonna keep on serving the
Arx Iron Throne, Arx Iron Throne

Don’t think I forgot the Dark Council
Atra’s the DGM and James is the Seneschal
And Togoria, every Saturday,
I can hear your southern drawl across the Galaxy, saying,

Kriff, what have you done?
You joined the DJB
And you live out on Arx
Oh people, I’m just having fun
dressing up in my robes
It’s where I belong kneeling at the

Arx Iron Throne
I’m gonna keep on serving the
Arx Iron Throne
I’m gonna keep on fighting down
in the ACC
I’m gonna keep on serving the
Arx Iron Throne, Arx Iron Throne