Competition: Qualms with Quaestor

Finished

Qualms with Quaestor

You are unhappy with your Quaestor's work and wish to file a complaint!

Give a report card to your summit critiquing your Quaestor in the most humorous way possible. Placement will be based on how ridiculous the critiques are (Read: Make them extremely unreasonable and pedantic)

Critiques shall be less than 150 words, otherwise it is considered rambling and will be used to warm Lord Selika's feet in a sconce.

Submissions will earn one point towards the ASF total. Best submission will earn an additional point. Please note, this is not a Fiction competition and does not award Clusters of Ice.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: [ASF 24] Week 1
Organized by: Magistrate Titius Osseus
Running time: 2024-08-05 until 2024-08-11 (7 days)
Target Unit: Clan Plagueis
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 8 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.

Results

1st place

Cymbre Kall

Member: Cymbre Kall
Submission: Cymbre Kall opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Nora Olen

Member: Nora Olen
Submission: Nora Olen opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Azmodius Equesinfernum

Member: Azmodius Equesinfernum
File submission: report card.PNG
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia

Member

TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia

Textual submission

Titius - The man is constantly getting soot all over everything. Including my hat! Even when I am no where near his explosions I still seem to get covered in soot, it's almost as if walking past him in the hall is enough.

Tahiri - On the flip side, Tahiri is always stealing my hat! I'll return to my office just to find my hat is no longer where I left it, leading me to have a panic attack!! Granted, it's so that she can clean off the soot caused by Titius' proclivity for explosives.

Placement

4th place

5th place

Savant Zuser Whuloc

Member: Savant Zuser Whuloc
Textual submission: The Quastor got mad at me for buzzing the tower again. How else can I keep the tower staff on their toes?
Placement: 5th place