Competition: Who is THAT Weirdo??

Finished

Who is THAT Weirdo??

A take on the old "A Plag, a Plag and a new Plag walk into a bar..."

Using the prompt in Subscriber Details, write a brief scene!
Submissions shall range up to 1000 words with reminder that 500 words are necessary for earning a Cluster of Ice. Shorter submissions are acceptable but will earn event points only. All submissions will be graded using the Voice Fiction Rubric 3.0.

Artificial Intelligence submissions will be considered malicious and disqualified. Offending member will be contacted.

Submission shall award a point towards ASF event total.
Top three submissions shall earn additional points (3 for 1st, 2 for 2nd, 1 for 3rd)

Competition Information

Parent Competition: [ASF 24] Week 1
Organized by: Magistrate Titius Osseus
Running time: 2024-08-05 until 2024-08-11 (7 days)
Target Unit: Clan Plagueis
Competition Type: Fiction
Awards: Third Level Crescents and Clusters of Ice as per VOICE guidelines
Participants: 7 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.

Results

1st place

Battlelord Katrila

Member: Battlelord Katrila
File submission: Who Is That Weirdo.docx
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia

Member: TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
File submission: ASF Week 1.pdf
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Nora Olen

Member: Nora Olen
Submission: Nora Olen opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: 3rd place

Azmodius Equesinfernum

Member

Azmodius Equesinfernum

Textual submission

A Plag, a Plag and a new Plag walk into a bar...

A Plag, a Plag and a new Plag walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have ducked.

*Bonus:* Az's Cat companion Ozzy Pawsborne walks into a bar. Bartender says, "what'll you have?" Ozzy says, "A shot of rum." The bartender pours him the drink. Ozzy slowly pushes it off the table. "Another"

Placement

Participation only