Competition: [Pro Bowl VIII: Week Two] Toasted

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[Pro Bowl VIII: Week Two] Toasted

Gathered together in a cantina, your Pro Bowl team has been drinking heavily and celebrating their time together for this year's festivities. You have been tasked with giving a toast to another member of your team.

Rules

  • Write a toast about a member of your Pro Bowl team.
  • Entries must be 20 words in length.
  • Entries will be graded by humor, syntax and theme.
Competition Information
Parent Competition
Pro Bowl VIII: Week Two
Organized by
Supreme Chancellor Cassandra Oriana Taldrya
Running time
2024-09-09 until 2024-09-15 (7 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Novae
Participants
24 subscribers, of which 19 have participated.
Results
Member
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir
Textual submission

*A toast to Bril: he has worked diligently to improve and prove himself, as a combatant, a brother, a partner, and a leader. He is still an unmitigated disaster of fashion and lacking in taste, but other areas have increased in efficiency and efficacy; also, he is an adequate mouthpiece. Good job, champ.* -Foxen

Placement
1st place
Member
TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
Textual submission

A toast to Alaisy, whose fashion sense is not only impeccable, but also incredibly intimidating. Now, if only we could get her to wear a hat to complete the look.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Battlelord Sykes Jade
Textual submission

Cheers to Kamjin! Our ridiculous and traitorous former lead. May you have a terrible job and never have enough caf to keep up with your duties!

And cheers to his family! Which has the tastiest soup in the galaxy

Placement
3rd place
Member
Hand of the Emperor Korvyn
Textual submission

To the man screenshots his conquests and has an empty memory card. To the man who opened up an OnlyFans and actually lost money. To the man who has everything but a Hutt!

Here is the the Justicar!

Placement
4th place
Member
Adept Alaris Jinn
Textual submission

Nora,

You have shown incredible resilience and honour over the last several months, despite all that has happened. You have stepped up and led the charge without missing a beat. You have made your master very, very proud.

I raise this glass to you, your achievements, your victories, and your prowess.

May the Force be with you!

Placement
5th place
Member
Combat Master "Aequitas" Anderson
Submission
Combat Master "Aequitas" Anderson opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
6th place
Member
Master Aiden Lee Deshra
Textual submission

To Lucine, Fire Lady, Vasano,
My dearest friend, and confidant.
You may never be a chef, but damn girl can you cook up an amazing story!

Placement
7th place
Member
Master Kamjin "Maverick" Lap'lamiz
Textual submission

here's to idris he's true blue! He's a hutt lover through and through. He's Kamjin's biggest fan so they saw and he's not going to heaven he went the other way so drink mother***** drink mother*****, drink!

An adaptation of a famous drinking song/toast.

Placement
8th place
Member
Alaisy "Aphotis" Tir'eivra
Textual submission

Here's to Jedha - may our stay there be as bloodridden as our way there! After all, Jedhan's really know how to go out with a bang!

Placement
9th place
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Let's hear it for Kamjin! Although he's always being a Hutt, he's forever encouraging everyone to do more in #beatkam!

Placement
10th place
Member
Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission

My dear Rotworms! We have come so far in such a short time. Now we have to turn the corner. We will be the ones to win this Pro Bowl and show the Brotherhood who we really are!

Placement
No placement
Member
Nora Olen
Submission
Nora Olen opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Azmodius Equesinfernum
Textual submission

What more of TuQ the Hat,

that hasn't already been spat?

Quick on puzzle

Enough so to muzzle

All-around acrobat

Placement
No placement
Member
Mako Henymory
Textual submission

Given these frozen margarita's I propose we turn our attention to our Rear Admiral. Cold like her heart, yet firm and fair. To our Ice Queen, Arcia Cortel.

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Vincent Brujah
Textual submission

To Korvis, the rotten kark that stole my Bronze Nova and the position that I wanted. Drinks are on me.

Placement
No placement
Member
Sivall Tenbriss Ya-ir Zoria
Submission
Sivall Tenbriss Ya-ir Zoria opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission

To teamwork!
To comradery!
To skill and to victory!
To eating worms!
And to the frogs who are also dogs!

Placement
No placement
Member
Proconsul Diyrian "Diy" Grivna
Textual submission

Tisto. Sorry bout us missing your Lemmie game, but wearing these ratworm uniforms threw off Mortis and secured the goods.

Placement
No placement
Member
Major Narman Losa
Textual submission

Three cheers to Vyr, whose diligence in both bomb throwing and bomb defusal has no equal!

Placement
No placement