On the first day of Christmas
Yoda gave to me
a hut in a Degobah swamp.

On the second day of Christmas,
I really had to pee from 2 magnum beers,
in a hut in a Degobah swamp.

On the third day of Christmas,
The butcher sent to me
3 roasted Womp Rats,
2 magnum beers,
in a hut in a Degobah swamp.

On the 4th day of Christmas, the Empire gave to me.
4 rabid Ewoks,
3 roasted Womp Rats,
2 magnum beers,
in a hut in a Degobah swamp.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Padmé sent to me
5 golden Gungan,
4 rabid Ewoks,
3 roasted Womp Rats,
2 magnum beers,
in a hut in a Degobah swamp.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
6 Sith a-slaying,
5 golden Gungan,
4 rabid Ewoks,
3 roasted Womp Rats,
2 magnum beers,
in a hut in a Degobah swamp.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
some bastard sent to me
7 Hutts a farting,
6 Sith a-slaying,
5 golden Gungan,
4 rabid Ewoks,
3 roasted Womp Rats,
2 magnum beers,
in a hut in a Degobah swamp.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Luke winked and sent to me
8 breasted thala-sirens,
7 Hutts a farting,
6 Sith a-slaying,
5 golden Gungan,
4 rabid Ewoks,
3 roasted Womp Rats,
2 magnum beers,
in a hut in a Degobah swamp.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
The strip club sent to me
9 Twi'leks dancers,
8 breasted thala-sirens,
7 Hutts a farting,
6 Sith a-slaying,
5 golden Gungan,
4 rabid Ewoks,
3 roasted Womp Rats,
2 magnum beers,
in a hut in a Degobah swamp.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Benn Nevis sent to me
10 Porg Fritters frying,
9 Twi'leks dancers,
8 breasted thala-sirens,
7 Hutts a farting,
6 Sith a-slaying,
5 golden Gungan,
4 rabid Ewoks,
3 roasted Womp Rats,
2 magnum beers,
in a hut in a Degobah swamp.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my clan leader sent to me
11 thousand coins,
10 Porg Fritters frying,
9 Twi'leks dancers,
8 breasted thala-sirens,
7 Hutts a farting,
6 Sith a-slaying,
5 golden Gungan,
4 rabid Ewoks,
3 roasted Womp Rats,
2 magnum beers,
in a hut in a Degobah swamp.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
The Dark Brotherhood gave to me,
12 million XP,
11 thousand coins,
10 Porg Fritters frying,
9 Twi'leks dancers,
8 breasted thala-sirens,
7 Hutts a farting,
6 Sith a-slaying,
5 golden Gungan,
4 rabid Ewoks,
3 roasted Womp Rats,
2 magnum beers,
in a hut in a Degobah swamp!