Competition: Rumor

Finished
Rumor

So, what did happen to Appius Wight?

Perhaps a better question is; What do you think happened to Appius Wight?

Members are tasked with creating a hilarious rumor as to what they think happened to Appius Wight. Most funny rumor (to me) wins!

Remember to keep it PG-13 and keep it in-character. Have fun!

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Mandaboo
Organized by
Combat Master "Aequitas" Anderson
Running time
2025-02-07 until 2025-02-28 (22 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Second Level Crescents
Participants
16 subscribers, of which 13 have participated.
Results
Member
Priest Azler Wilder
Submission
Priest Azler Wilder opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
1st place
Member
Mistress Aphotis
Textual submission

Aequitas clearly silenced him and tried to pin his death on Aphotis, she only had one drink, that's all.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Ghost Edgar Drachen
Submission
Ghost Edgar Drachen opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
3rd place
Member
Mandalorian Malodin'Tater
Textual submission

I heard from someone very close to the DC that Appius Wight was really the Mother... or was that SlimJim "Other Mav" Lapdance that was the Mother... you know how the rumor mill works

Placement
4th place
Member
Quaestor Koda Kendis
Textual submission

I heard he was out hunting dragons, but what I really think happend is he slipped on a banana during a senate meeting and was so embarassed that he disappeared off the face of the galaxy. Might have to hunt him down one of these days.

Placement
5th place
Member
Centam Javik
Textual submission

He got lost on the way to the bathroom. (It's not his fault, the halls are like a labyrinth.)

Placement
No placement
Member
Aedile Raistlin
Textual submission

Appius owes a Hutt Crime Lord so much he has to work off his debt in a slave dancer outfit at a rate of 10 credits a month

Placement
No placement
Member
Seer J'Kast
Textual submission

Officially, Appius "retired." This is coded language for "vanished without a trace, leaving behind only a faint scent of burnt hair and existential dread." In an attempt to upload his consciousness into a Force program he wrote to try to achieve immortality, he ultimately became the Force's screensaver. If you meditate deeply enough, focusing on the cosmic balance and the will of the Living Force, you can sometimes catch glimpses of him. He manifests as a pixelated image of himself, floating serenely through the cosmic void, occasionally bumping into celestial bodies with a soft "boop."

Placement
No placement
Member
Proconsul Mihoshi Keibatsu
Submission
Proconsul Mihoshi Keibatsu opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

He got eaten by a Sarlak, got out and is now living the high life in a comfy vacation home on an unknown planet.

Placement
No placement
Member
General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos
Submission
General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Savant Zuser Whuloc
Textual submission

I heard a rumor Appius was killed, then stuffed with hay and propped up in a moisture vaporator farm on Tattooine as a scarecrow as a repellent for Tusken Raiders.

Placement
No placement
Member
Consul Diyrian "Diy" Grivna
Textual submission

"I heard Appius Wight took a fight to a sarlacc pit."
'...Did he win?'
"***Did he win?!*** It's a bloody Sarlacc, mate! O' course not!"

Placement
No placement