Traveling in the Galaxy takes time, resources, and effort...or at least as much as Plot Convenice wants. Drifting in a stable orbit around a tiny, dark dwarf star along the Hydian Way hyperlane is one of many millions of service stations and rest stops that dot the intergalactic space-routes: Station 0H40-S0, more fondly known as The Shame Corner. With connections to the Envoy Corps, the station provides not only respite and refueling for members bearing the insignia, but also serves as a port for any galactic denizen, and all kinds walk, hover, or wheel through its doors.

The Shame Corner offers just about any merchandise anyone could want...including bumper stickers for your ship, speeder, hoverboard, or coworker's desk while they're on vacation. Give us some examples!

Rules

• Submit as many bumper stickers ideas as you want. The first one in the list will be used to grade in comparison to other entries.
• Profanity, puns, etc are allowed, but no slurs etc in or out of universe. The Shame Corner doesn't sell hate! Not even against Hutts.
• Entries should be done in the text box or a readable file type Atty can access.
• Entries will be graded based on humor and preference. You'll probably get more points the more clever while staying in character, but no pressure either way.
• Grading will be blind.