Specifics

Dinaari members have to fill in the appropriate spots in a small paragraph. The top 3 funniest submissions win 5th-level crescents.

The paragraph is:

Last year PERSON went to the Antei Arena to VERB the NOUN. Once there he ADVERB VERB an old man, only to see PERSON holding a very ADJECTIVE NOUN In a way that could only mean one thing: NOUN has VERB the local PLACE. Before anything could happen, a NOUN appeared out of nowhere and VERB the entire place.

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Comments

Keep it clean, but amusing. Submissions go to me.