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"At this time of each year, the Chamber of Justice enjoys a holiday from their usual judicial tasks for some well-deserved relaxation. A specific tradition is played out every year, in which lay members are permitted entrance to the Chamber to present satirical stories. The most entertaining of these members is permitted to join the Justicar for a feast, and awarded for their work."

Write a short story (no more than 500 words) about Justicar Kir Katarn's Thanksgiving day activities. What would the JST do on such a day? The funniest entry wins.