Competition: I'll kill you with...

Finished
I'll kill you with...

Specifics

And it's an Arcona original! :D This time, we've got ourselves something quick and easy..it's like Strat's mom, but even more fun!

Again, once a week, I post something. In this case, it's a sentence starting with "I'll kill you with...". After that, I name a a random object.

Your mission is to then present me with the most uniquely painful way to use that object to cause someone's demise. Points are awarded for cruelty and originality, and each response is graded 1-5 points. Winners are those with most points after seven days.

Platform

Nope.

Comments

I have permission from the Consul and President Reagan. Also Michael Jackson, but he's no longer in the chain of command. :(

Awards

Fourth Level Crescents. Because.

Competition Information
Organized by
Timeros Caesus Entar Arconae
Running time
2009-07-20 until 2009-07-26 (7 days)
Target Unit
Clan Arcona
Competition Type
Other
Awards
None/Other (Manually Awarded)
Participants
3 subscribers, of which 3 have participated.
Results
Member
Legorii Arconae
Textual submission

Migrated from legacy database

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Tol Ziveri
Member
Tol Ziveri
Textual submission

Migrated from legacy database

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Ruluk Okoth
Member
Ruluk Okoth
Textual submission

Migrated from legacy database

Placement
3rd place