Specifics

While on a mission in Port Ol'val, you stop by the Fat Butterfly in the Besadii Entertainment District for a nice meal. As you head to the bar for a drink, you don't expect to hear a story. But you do, and it's too good not to listen to...

Write a brief humorous anecdote (half a page to two pages long) that a patron would tell you at the Fat Butterfly. That patron can be a wizened bounty hunter, a young scholar, anyone you want - so long as the anecdote is clever and makes us laugh. The most entertaining stories win the top three spots.

This competition is being run by Giovanni Palermo, so make sure you send your submissions to monmortnoir [at ] yahoo [dot] it and copy your House Summit and Master (if applicable).