1. Those are definitely NOT the droids we are looking for!

2. Hello ladies, what brings you out on this fine afternoon?

3. Lower, just a bit lower...

1.) "That's right, mines bigger."

2.) "I find your lack of style disturbing."

3.) "I swear, officer, her I.D said she was 18!"

1. You know, you guys can't hit crap in the movies.
2. Man, you guys look ridiculous out on the streets like this.
3. I swear, it isn't mine! There was this smuggler guy, he must have slipped it on me!

1. "Move along, move along!"

2. "Real men wear pink."

3. "Clouded the future is."

1. "Maybe these TSA agents are the droids we are looking for."
2. "Gentlemen thank you for keeping the ladies off me. But I do think the riot gear maybe a bit much."
3. "Turns out you can be arrested as an accessory to murder when your bosses blow up a planet. Damn."

1 - English cops, only law enforcement in the galaxy with force aim then us

2 - Very Good Gentlemen... We will now find those Westboro Rebels and destroy them!

3 - Damn it Officer guns are made for shooting, not throwing!

1) "These aren't the droids you're looking for....move along."

2) "Pink is the new white."

3) "Gary regretted asking the police officer if he knew where the rebels were hiding."

1. The EU's new police reforms were going down well in the United Kingdom.

2. He'll set your blasters to stun.

3. Turns out, being a little short for a stormtrooper is a federal offense.

-Kalon Dane Beviin.

1. Excuse me...are we still on Tatooine?

2. Queer eye for the Empire

3. "They told you, they were not the droids you are looking for!"

Silent 3151

1) http://gallery.gandalf23.com/d/8441-1/6342554_500.jpg

=> You lads seen a short fat and a tall thin droid around here?

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2) http://www.lossofprivacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/pink-stormtrooper-468x301.jpg

=> Now lads, which one of you put his red tie in with my laundry?

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3) http://s4.photobucket.com/user/-Thanatos-/media/stormtrooper_cop.jpg.html

=> HEY, I have a license for that blaster!

1. "you lookin at me, are YOU lookin at me!

2. Why do i have to be Mr. Pink

3. No it's not an assault Rifle. it's a 'blaster rifle'

Vynn Salm
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Image 1:
Trooper -"Thats right, mines bigger"

Image 2:
Caption - New uniform designer for the force inspecting his...men.

Image 3:
Officer with blaster- "That ladies Droid was not the droid you were looking for."
Other Officer - "That was a Phone!"

1. Stormtrooper: Psst...your mother's a hamster.
Officer: ...what did you just say?
Stormtrooper: ...um, nothing.

2. When the going gets tough, the tough go Pimptrooper.

3. But...but sir! Those 'ARE' the droids I was looking for!

Photo 1:

"Hey, look guys, it's the new SWAT team!"

Photo 2:

After an unfortunate incident with an underage Twi'lek, Sergeant Jenks was put in charge of the Imperial Fashion Police.

Photo 3:

After a night on the town, TK-502 was arrested for drunken speeder piloting, possession of spice, and carrying an illegal plasma weapon in a school zone.

#1 Don’t worry, we got this.
#2 Last time I use that dry cleaners.
#3 Honestly, she looked like a rebel.

1. storm troopers get all the cool gear.

2. real men wear pink.

3. oh yeah tough gut, im keeping your blaster.

1. Yeah, keep walking.

2. Real stormtroopers wear pink.

3. Not again....

First Link: "This is what you call a gun, now let me see yours."

Second Link: "I'm Gatsby, only I have a helmet to match my suit. "

Third Link: "All I ever did was kill a few ewoks. What's wrong with a little pest control?"

1) Nothing to see here, move along.

2) It seems after Vader's death, the Emperor needed a new Sith Lord was needed to direct the masses.

3) I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

1) which way did the droids go again?

2) elton john joining the 501st

3) Obama declared this assault weapon illegal

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Submission:
1) "Move along, sir"
2) "Black is so last Empire"
3) "You're just arresting me cause I'm white!"

1. See this? THIS is a gun. What's your nightstick going to do against it?

2. Pink Stormtrooper - You boys think your outfits are a riot...

3. Officer - "We have 1 standard issue replica stormtrooper blaster." Stormtrooper - "Every time I go to comicon..."

1. That awkward moment when you realize the storm trooper’s gun is bigger.
2. “Like I said bro, pimp’ns easy”
3. “It’ll be a cold day in hell before I let the empire around these parts, book him boys.”

Sight Nortorshin
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1. That's right... it might not stop anything, but our body armor is prettier.

2. Pretty in Pink

3. Hey... watch the codpiece!

DJM Troutrooper | #7656

Image 1: Move along you pigs, move along.
Image 2: Lord Vader says I look fabulous!
Image 3: Unregistered energy cell and it's rifle? To bad you ended up in Connecticut pal.

Kaira Rohana #10057

1. First storm trooper on Dancing with the Stars…. Dreams can come true for even me right?

2. Real Storm troopers wear Pink.

3. “You have the right to remain silent. If you do say anything, what you say can be used against you in a court of law. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you if you so desire…….” With the down fall of the death star and the empire there is no way he can get a great lawyer.