Vader: Leia I do not approve of you dating this man. I know what Imperials are like!

Leia: Dont you think that is a bit hypocritical father?

Imperial Dude *thinking*: Please don't choke me. Please don't choke me.

Vader: I told you not to talk to strange droids...

Leia: But...

Vader: Go to your room!

Officer: “Lord Vader, we have received intel that the Princess was caught while attempting to sneak out of the station with that scoundrel, Han Solo.”
Vader: “This is the last time you fail me, young woman!”
Leia: “You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not my father!”

by Mayda Ferium #8430

From left to right:

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"Can I have one of those Cinnamon Buns?"

"You have got to be kidding me..."

Vader: You are grounded young lady!
Leia: But Daddy! I only shot a few!
Officer: Why does she just get grounded for murder and we get choked to death for making suggestions...

Darth Vader - "That's the way, a-huh, a-huh, I like it, a-huh, a-huh!"

Imperial Officer - "My lord, I believe the correct line is 'Tell me where the plans are....' The Sith haven't been the same since Maul died."

Princess Leia - "I'll totally tell you where the plans are..."

Leia: I don't know what you are talking about, this is a consular ship on a diplomatic...
Vader: You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a... wait a second, you look a lot like my dead wife. Commander, make a note to ask the Emperor about the Mustafar incident again please.
Jir: I am the Commander of the 501st Legion, I am not your personal secretary...
Vader: {Force Choke}
Jir: {coughing}...noted my Lord.

Leia Organa: You will have to pay me five thousand credits. No more, no less.

Imperial Officer: Is that wise, my lord?

Darth Vader: Of course it is. Don't underestimate the power of my wang.

-Kalon Dane

- Princess Leia: "I'm not doing it!"

- Darth Vader: "Pull my finger! I won't ask again!"

- Imperial Officer (I think I once knew the name of this char): "O gods, don't pull it! Please don't!"

Officer: ...Sir. Her Nipples, they are...

Vader: Your a part of the Rebel Alliance an-...my god, your right. They're in different places.

Leia: Will you get off of that already and just say your f***ing line!?

Leia: "Vader, you'll have someone's eye out!"
Vader: It's seized up again! Damn Ugnaught labour!
Imperial Officer: And they wonder why we're seen as racist..sigh..

DJM Troutrooper | #7656

Vader - I'm your father

Leia - no you're not!

Officer - um sir, DNA proved I'm her daddy. Padme slept with me while you were gone

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Submission:

Leia: "Do you expect me to talk?!"
Vader: "No, Mister Bond! I expect you to die!"
Commander: "Umm... Lord Vader... wrong movie"

Arch

Leia: "Dad, I've decided to join the Rebel Alliance."
Vader: "Your mother would be ashamed!"
Imperial: "Yeah, ashamed. She would be."

Darth Vader: "Pull my finger and smell the TRUE power of the Dark Side!"
Leia: "I knew I smelled your foul stench when I was brought on board."
Imperial: "I thought they smelled bad on the outside"

Kevin Hart reference.

Imperial Officer "Mmmmmhhhmmmm Can't wait to 'interrogate' her"

Vader "Your body won't save you this time, princess

Princess Leah: "The Hell it won't"

Sight Nortorshin

Dosser 7640

Kaira Rohana #10057

Captain: Are you really going to tell her?

Vader: Leia I am your father you listen to me.

Leia: But daddy I don’t want tooooo

Please find attached my submission for your "What they REALLY should have said..." event.

Regards,

His Excellency,

Wuntila Arconae,
Consul of Clan Arcona.

Officer: My Lord looking at the Princess has made me hungry

Vader: Yes I agree, Princess remove those Cinnamonn's from your head

Leia: You may take my hair but you will never take my Freedom, enjoy the taste of Aqua Net Imp Scum

Silent 3151

Attached ^

Vader - "Young Lady, get back to your room and put on a bra, my daughter is no hippie!"

Leia - "FINE! I'll go put on my metal bikini instead!"

Officer - "Do it..."