Competition: [IG50] Strippers Are People Too... (Short)

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[IG50] Strippers Are People Too... (Short)

Create a Stripper

The Independence games are all about celebrating emancipation from a controlling faction. In the spirit of freedom (and the smexiness we all exude), create a (smexy) Stripper that would exist within the (smexy) Star Wars Universe.

Your entry should include the following:

  • Stripper Name:
  • Birth Name:
  • Race:
  • Height:
  • Weight:
  • Physical Description:
  • (Brief) Backstory:
  • Bonus Points Picture:

Grading will be determined by creativity, humor, and technical writing (grammar, spelling, syntax). And sexiness (or lack thereof).

We're looking for some decent, hilarious work guys. We're laughing our tits off, and we want you to too, so have fun with it! Go do work son! (Or in smexier words, get out on that corner and make us some money!)

Competition Information
Organized by
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir, Archpriestess Aay'han Agrona Beviin, Ascendant James Lucius Entar, Lord Muz Ashen Keibatsu, Master Windos
Running time
2013-04-13 until 2013-04-26 (14 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
18 subscribers, of which 18 have participated.
Results
1st place
Jeric Cyrin
Member
Jeric Cyrin
File submission
Valery.jpg
Textual submission

Stripper Name: Miss Starlight
Birth Name: Valery Damaris
Race: Zeltron
Height: 1.69 meters
Weight: 56.9 Kilograms
Physical Description: Like all Zeltrons, Valery is very attractive. Her pink skin and blue hair compliments every part of her body. She has a very slim and tone body. Her breasts are 36 Ds and he ass is perfectly round and proportionate to her boobs. She is very hygienic keeping her self clean and always making sure she is clean shaven. She has a tattoo on the right side of her face one she got when she had just turn 18.
(Brief) Backstory: Born in 17 ABY (20 years old) on the Inner Rim world Zeltros. Valery’s father was the owner of a luxurious night club, one of many on the world. Being know as a luxury world, Zeltros was visited by many. When Valery was 18 years of age she began working as a bartender in her fathers night club. She knew why her father put her to work, her tits had grown to full size, 36 D, and her ass was perfect. It would be beneficial to have an attractive local working the bar. Shortly after her 20th birthday, a nobleman from the Tapani Sector offered 25 million credits to buy Valery from her father. Being a businessman at heart Valery’s father agreed and told his daughter that it would be a great honor to serve the Lords of the Tapani Sector. Valery was moved to the planet of Procopia and was given the stage name of Miss Starlight. She quickly became the most popular “escort” among the high class, whoring herself to many men and women, sometimes evening doing more than one at a time.

Placement
1st place
Member
Lord Marick Tyris Arconae
Textual submission

Stripper Name: Alotta Nuts
Birth Name: Guinevere Esquirrel (III).
Race: Space Squirrel
Height: 11 cm
Weight: 10 grams

Physical Description: Alotta is far from your average space squirrel. Her fur is red (because redheads do it best) with white tufts on her chest. She is comfortable in her own "skin" and doesn't mind walking around without clothes on all day. Her tail is bushy but finely combed, and her eyes are a brown so dark, it could be considered black.

Backstory:

Guinevere came from a wealthy family of Space Squirrels. She had three older sisters, though, and two younger. Somewhere in the middle, she often felt ignored. Eager for attention, she had someone film her working a greased up pole. She had intended to get just a little bit of attention, but she had no idea how her life would change from that single video.

The video went viral on the HoloTube on the HoloNet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=32JO345jALk

Everyone loved it, and soon enough she was getting offers from talk shows to talk about her sudden rise to HoloTube fame. Finally free of her home, Gwen traveled around performing her show. As she progressed, it became more provocative. Her family cut her off, not wanting the family name to be tarnished further with this pole dancing inanity.

Alone and with no money and no place to live, things went dark for Gwen. She got into hanging with the wrong crowd, and ended up dancing at strip clubs just to make ends means. Her small stature was often taken advantage of, and she had to work extra hard just to survive. She took on the name Allota Nuts at the advice of a friend.

She still dreams of her prince charming coming to rescue her one day. One day...

Picture: http://goo.gl/cI896

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Mayda Ferium
Member
Mayda Ferium
Submission
Mayda Ferium opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
3rd place
4th place
Troutrooper
Member
Troutrooper
Textual submission

Stripper Name: Schlongo
Birth Name: Poggo
Race: Toydarian
Height: 1.1m
"Length": 0.53m
Weight: 32 kg
Physical Description: Schlongo is fairly average for a Toydarian in terms of height and weight. Dark green skin with a tan belly. Snout on the thick and long side, a preview of what lay in store for the lucky ladies with enough credits to buy their way into his thong. Schlongo was endowed with one of the largest members of any Toydarian: more than a half meter of good times was barely contained by his ever-present thong.
(Brief) Backstory: Born Poggo to an antiques dealer, Schlongo was the youngest of four children. He was expected to join the family business, but an incident while in secondary school altered his plans. After a long afterschool exercise session, Schlongo decided to take a shower. He undressed and hopped in. Unbeknownst to him, a coach was "entertaining" a couple of female students in his office. They had assumed they were alone as class had been out for a couple hours. They were coming to the "exciting conclusion" of the "entertainment" when they heard a shower start and someone humming loudly. All three poked their heads around the corner to spy on the soapy intruder. All three gaped their mouths when they saw a teenager with a member almost half as long as he was tall. All three ran to include the half-clean Schlongo in their fun; yes, even the coach was aroused by this student's sausage. Word spread through the school of Schlongo's love stick. Girls, boys, women, men, married, single, everyone wanted a piece of his piece. Realizing the goldmine between his legs, he changed his name and began charging for the pleasure of his company. He dropped out of school to pursue the profession nature wanted him to be in. After contracting a series of various illnesses, Schlongo dialed back his activities. Now he's just a stripper with the tagline: Toy with me, I dare you.

Placement
4th place
Member
Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia
Textual submission

Manually added by GRD Atyiru Araave

Placement
5th place
Member
Warlord Tracinya Beviin Entar
File submission
IGStrippersarepeopletoo..pdf
Textual submission

- Kalon Dane Beviin

Placement
No placement
Member
Saronyx
File submission
Saronyx_the_Stripper.docx
Placement
No placement
Member
A deleted dossier
Submission
The deleted member did not want their submission published.
Placement
No placement
Member
Riverche
Textual submission

Stripper Name: Feline Felony
Birth Name: Clare
Race: Cathar
Height: 1.9 meters (6 foot 4 inches)
Weight: 67 kg (148 lbs)
Physical Description: Tall, Tuxedo Markings, One green eye, One blue eye, Slender, Graceful
Back Story: Before she could even walk, she was found abandoned near a spaceport; her parents were never located. She was immediately placed in a foster home, where she was mistreated until she ran away around age 14. She quickly discovered that guys would give and do anything for her, if she teased them. Needing to earn some credits to live on, she used a fake name and birth date to get a job dancing at a cantina near the spaceport she was abandoned at. She has worked there ever since.

Placement
No placement
Member
Celahir Erinos Arconae
File submission
NymphVoth.jpg
Textual submission

Stripper Name: Nymph Voth
Birth Name: Nath Voth
Race: Zabrak
Height:1.83M
Weight:76.20KG
Physical Description: Being a Zabrak, Nymph is quite tall, with a flat chest and a very skinny body, she's not the most attractive stripper but she dresses in such a way she's quite pleasing to look at.
(Brief) Backstory:Found by Clan Arcona as a baby and without any further knowledge of her parents, it came to no surprise to anyone that the short haired zabrak girl started a career in stripping once she reached legal age.
Bonus Points Picture: See uploaded file

Placement
No placement
Member
Wuntila Zratis Entar Arconae
File submission
GundulgaTheHutt.jpg
Textual submission

Stripper Name: Candy VaginaBreath
Birth Name: Gundulga the Hutt
Race: Hutt
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 700lbs
Physical Description: Morbidly obese Hutt stripper. One sightless eye. Lopsided breasts. Breath smells distinctly like rotting fish mixed with old egg. he is considered 'attractive' in Hutt circles, and bathes more than most.
(Brief) Backstory: She gave Jabba a boner once and decided to make it a career. She moved from Nal Hutta when she reached sexual maturity and travelled the galaxy as a performer and provider of sexual pleasures. She died penniless after four months.

Placement
No placement
Member
Archangel Palpatine
File submission
MamatheHutt2-HFZ.png
Textual submission

Stripper Name: Starbright Starchaser
Birth Name: Rollo the Hutt
Race: Hutt
Length: 8 meters
Weight: 700 kilograms
Physical Description: "Tons of Love" is an apt descriptor for this individual. Curves upon curves of curves everywhere! Large, bright grey-green-mustard eyes, and a tongue that doesnt stop.
(Brief) Backstory: Born on the mean streets of Nul Hutta, she made her way through the ranks of the Hutt Cartel, until finally reaching the prime role in the Starlight Inn on Malestare. Considered to have the most love to give, she is a dapper and coy entertainer, using her curves to entice and lure.

Image: Attached. Not my own, but a copy from her portfolio, known as "wookiepedia"

Placement
No placement
Member
Duke Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow
File submission
Strippersarepeopletoo-Morrighan8106.docx
Textual submission

Morrighan 8106

Placement
No placement
Member
Legorii Arconae
File submission
2013-01-11_19-39-56_414.jpg
Textual submission

1. Legz Enter
2. Legorii Kryotek Entar
3. Anzat
4. 6'3
5. 220
6. Tall and well-muscled but not bulky, this hot hunk of man is all about the tail.
7. From the Underworld of Coruscant and its deviant pleasures to Clan Arcona, where members were expected to rape Taldryan regularly.

Placement
No placement
Member
Empress Rayne Palpatine
File submission
Stripper8405.jpg
Textual submission

Stripper Name: Angel Lick
Birth Name: Siel Kasia
Race: Mirialan
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 103lbs
Physical Description: Yellow skin, green eyes, cherry red hair, 3 sets of brown tattoos. Average height for a female, rather thin with a big chest.
(Brief) Backstory: Siel was born on Coruscant and led a life of strict rules from her family. When she was of age, she rebelled against her parents and immediately took to the 'wrong crowd'. She dyed her light brown hair vibrant red and began working as a stripper under the name Angel Lick at a local breastaurant.
Bonus Points Picture: (enclosed -made from IMVU and photoshop)

SBM Rayne (Sith)/Scholae Palatinae [TOR] [GMRG: VII] - 8405

Placement
No placement
Member
Ernordeth Puer-Irae
Textual submission

Kyber
Chry’stahl
Humanoid
5’4”
110 lbs.
Sunken ruby eyes, white hair, tight but wrinkled skin

Kyber was once a young, attractive female who had taken a liking to her sugar daddy Palpatine. She and her Senator sugar daddy were into S&M. This led to an experiment by Palpatine. He used a small, focus amount of Force Lightning on Kyber’s ass. She enjoyed the pain and Palpatine found his favorite ability of the Force. He continued on during their time together becoming obsessed and increasing the power he used. After their relationship was over Kyber was left with charred buttocks and the effects of the Dark Side took effect throughout her body showing her sunken eyes and wrinkled skin. With nowhere left to go she turned to stripping to put food on the table.

Placement
No placement
Member
Maenaki Delavi'in
Textual submission

Stripper Name: Ktana-Lynn

Birth Name: K’tana Lynn Letawski

Race: Human

Height: 5’4

Weight: 145lbs

Physical Description: Short and curvy. Dark green/hazel eyes. Large chest and rear. Corsets herself to trick people into thinking she has a smaller waist then she does.

(Brief) Backstory: Ktana drinks more than most and happens to be a severe death stick addict. Has amazing boobs, which now and then, become the center of the universe. She doesn’t think about how other people may react to her which usually ends up with her being loved or hated in equal amounts.. She grew up in a small town, then moved to a big city and exploded with...energy. Suddenly she found herself on stage with adoring fans, throwing credits into her accounts and Ktana-Lynn was reborn. The harder she worked on stage, the more death-sticks she seemed to need after a show. She began losing mass amounts of weight until one day, a horrible tragedy occurred.

As humans go, not very many spontaneously combust, however Ktana-Lynn was an exception. She didn’t quite combust. Spontaneous human blackhole-implosion. It happened on stage and it happened that she went out with a bang. Aaaand a bunch of goo all over the stage.

Placement
No placement
Member
Silent
File submission
1b6b809c7c1d2c8621c08ad534a901ae-d33swpf.jpg
Textual submission

•Stripper Name: Two Tailed Squirter
•Birth Name: Nizzal Una
•Race:Twi`lek
•Height: 5’3
•Weight: 112
•Physical Description: Red Skin, Brown eyes, Tits a rancor would kill for, a booty a wookie would shave for.
•(Brief) Backstory: Born into slavery, raised to please the various races of the galaxy(even the Fat bastards of the Hutt cartels.)
•Bonus Points Picture: attached ( http://daikkenaurora.deviantart.com/art/Jabba-s-Twi-lek-Women-187786131)

Silent 3151

Placement
No placement
Member
Lynnyaria Meraudstar
File submission
Strippers_are_people_too_(IG_Entry).docx
Textual submission

Kanis Da'uul

Pin: 13458

Placement
No placement