Big Brother: "Bro please. Bro don't do this. I'm not ready after the last hit..."
Little Brother: "WELL IT'S TOO LATE NOW BITCH. WHOAH FUCK THAT TREE IS EATING THE SKY"

Why oh why didn’t I take the BLUE mushroom!

"And here we see the Stormtroopers in there natural habitat, quite a magnificent sight" - David Attenborough.

Didn't get too fancy with the Image Name, and i feel my sense of humor may be a bit dry... But here it is hot off the presses.

I hate being a stormtrooper, the officers treat us all like mushrooms.- ST On the left

Yeah keep us in the dark and feed us shit- ST on the right

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JH Lexi Sarden (Sith) / Battle Team Dark Forge of House Galeres of Clan Arcona [GMRG: I] [SA: IV]
DC / CF-BlF / LS-BL
{SA: MVC - MVPH - DPE - DPV}

Daddy, is these the Shrooms you're looking for?

"Daddy, I think we're lost"
"Shut up, Dale. This is NOT the time!"
"But Daddy... this doesn't look like Felucia"
"Damnit, Dale, by Vader's shiny metal ass, I will whoop you!"

Le Middle mushroom: Gentlemen, behold! My greatest invention! A new, infinitesimal breed of man-slave! With these tiny clones at our disposal, we shall be legion! They will ferry our spores and young shroomlings to the farthest reaches of the galaxy, like insects on the breeze, under the earth, in the water! Worlds may rise and fall, but never shall we die!

Le Right mushroom: By the greatest gods of the Force, George...this...this is revolutionary!

Le Left mushroom: I concur! Brilliance! Sheer brilliance!

Le Big-Trooper: Oh, kriff me, there goes my job. Replaced by a midget. Frak. Frak, frak, frak. My wife's gonna kill me.

"I wanna eat the mushrooms and grow big and strong like Mario, Daddy!"

"No mushrooms until you're older, kid..."

"But Dad, all the cool kids are doing it. They say it'll help you find the droids you're looking for."

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TK-428 was confused when he was told he had to partner up with one of the new MiniTroopers for a patrol on Felucia.

"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Master, I have brought a gift for you."
"It tastes pretty bad."
"This is not a mushroom we are looking for."
"It's going to be a nice trophy."
"I think that we need to call an orbital bombardment to clear the way to the target zone."

'What did I tell you about eating the local fauna??'

'I had to 'cos I'm such a fun guy!'

Daddy look what I found in the forest.

Tall Trooper: "Seriously? Patrolling a new planet and you simply HAD to try the flora? Let me guess, there was a little note that said "Eat Me" too wasn't there?" *snickers*

Small Trooper: *Crumples up sticky note*..........No?

"Son what did I tell you, shrooms stunt your growth!"

"Whao, I think I have been eating to many shrooms. You look really small."

Dude, don't eat that, it'll stunt your growth!!!!

What happened when Lord Vader commanded two unsuspecting strormtroopers to find the shroom that makes you larger.

I think we took a wrong turn back there. This doesn't look like Felucia.

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Big Mushroom in the middle, "Any of you other Shrooms having a Mario flashback..."

Hey Dad! Want to trip the flack out?

Damnit Gary! I told you NOT to drink that. Now, where did that caterpillar run off to?!

Little Stormtrooper: Now... Which one do I eat to get big again?

Big Stormtrooper: I knew we shouldn't have listened to that crazy blonde in the blue and white dress.

Disney confirms: "Episode VII: Stormtrooper's in Wonderland" to come out Winter 2015

This reminds me of my tours on Felucia. Pretty bad trips almost every time I went.

"Wh...Where are we, and what happened to you?"

"Put that down walter!" "But i want to give it to the Emporer" "Dont..say that outloud"

Dude, I told you those shrooms would stunt your growth.

"Hey Minnie ME dont eat that!"

Be aware, Trooper. Teach your child early already what is dangerous and what is not. Might safe their lifes