I promise not to smoke. Never did anyway, off to a good start.

I promise to drink more alcohol.

I promise to get another cat, and a rat so long as Esca/Arcia stops being mean and lets me.

I promise to continue being a lazy bum.

1. Try to kill less of Naradas' spies, even if they are annoying.

2. Remove the adopted giant bat out of my quarters, the fucker is far too clingy now.

3. Try not to break quite so many Datapads; it's getting expensive.

4. Spend more time with Cethgus and Atty.

5. Remember to suggest the use of feminine hygiene products as a useful tool to prevent exsanguination from blaster wounds.

1. I will not return to the Rogues.
2. I will try to not paint my little brother pink with yellow polka dots whilst he's in a drunken stupor...
3. I will try to not get on my Uncle's computer, change his start-up tune, give him a background picture full of gay porn photos so he's embarrassed at meetings.
4. I will try to not hide my co-workers writing utensils in a plant pot and claim that said plant pot ate them.
5. I will also try to not hide my co-worker's tools in their own vehicles whilst they're not paying attention before an important job...

New Years Resolutions

1.) Cut down on smoking
2.) Stop spending so much money on Dominos
3.) Work out more avidly
4.) Buy more electronics
5.) Dispose of bodies