Competition: Odan-Urr Comedy Series - Titan Facts

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Odan-Urr Comedy Series - Titan Facts

Background

Scholars from Menat Ombo have begun chronicling the legends of the Titan of New Tython, Mirus Hi'ja for a monument project in his honor. To that end they are asking for your input into any "facts" you may know about the Titan.

Platform

Submission form (text)

Details

Come up with a "fact" or "facts" about our very own Titan of New Tython in the format of a Chuck Norris joke. For example, "The Titan of New Tython doesn't sleep, he waits."

Competitors can submit as many "facts" as they want into the submission form and the judge will pick the best one for placement/scoring.

Entries will be judged on humor, originality, cleverness, and bonus points for references to something Mirus has actually done or said.

Competition Information
Organized by
Councillor Turel Sorenn
Running time
2014-06-20 until 2014-06-30 (11 days)
Target Unit
Clan Odan-Urr
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fifth Level Crescents
Participants
7 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
Member
Cartel Dh'than
Textual submission

The Titan of New Tython doesn't eat cheese; he cuts it.

The Titan of New Tython doesn't use a ruler to measure his penis; 3m uses he Titans penis to measure a foot

The Titan of New Tython never heard of R2-D2 and C3pO; he hates romance stories

There used to be a trade route named after The Titan of New Tython; but nobody crosses The Titan and lives.

The Death Star didn't destroy Alderaan; it was actually the Titan.

There isn't a good side and a bad side; there is the side the Titan is on, and the side you don't want to e on.

The Titan of Mew Tython wasn't merely born on the Death Star; he built it with his own hands.

The Titan doesn't come to the wrong address; you open the wrong door.

Thunder is the sound the world makes when it trembles in fear of the Titan of New Tython.

The Titan of New Tython spelled backwards is Death Star.

Placement
1st place
Member
Ambassador Revak K'Urr
Textual submission

1. Jerjerrod: “I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are working as fast as they can.”

Vader: “…Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them." The Titan steps off the Shuttle.

2. The Titan found the droids HE was looking for.

3. The Titan is Vader's father.

4. When the Titan bullseyes womp rats, he does it from Coruscant.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Lu'aisha Gresee
Submission
Lu'aisha Gresee opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
3rd place
Member
Governor Tierra Suha'sen
Textual submission

"The Titan once punched death in the face, that's why he can't die."
"The Titan crushed Oberyn's face."

Placement
4th place
Member
Councillor Turel Sorenn
Submission
Councillor Turel Sorenn opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement