Competition: "...this cant be good!" Caption Contest

Finished

"...this cant be good!" Caption Contest

Specifics

I don't know what's going on, but this cant be good! Tell the story of this image by crafting a caption. This could be anything from an inspirational poster to simple dialogue between the characters. There is no topic restrictions so anything goes.

Platform

Submit via the site plain text or Google-Doc link if your submission uses the image.

Details

No limit on length or context. Just have fun!

Competition Information

Organized by: Ambassador Revak K'Urr
Running time: 2014-08-01 until 2014-08-07 (7 days)
Target Unit: Clan Odan-Urr
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fifth Level Crescents
Participants: 9 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.

Results

1st place

Kairus

Member: Kairus
Textual submission: Yoda: My behind, who is touching?
Ms. Piggy (whispers): I'll give you a hint, there are more than just the three of us here!
Kermit pats Yoda's back consolingly.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Mandalorian Darcy Avarik

Member: Mandalorian Darcy Avarik
Textual submission: "Marry her, you cannot or else look like me, you will."
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Justin Wayne

Member

Justin Wayne

Textual submission

Miss Piggy to Yoda: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true. I AM your MOTHER!"

Justin Wayne
Pin #10250

Placement

3rd place

4th place

Councillor Turel Sorenn

Member: Councillor Turel Sorenn
Textual submission: "What is this Miss Piggy sandwich of which you speak? Want to make one I do not."
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Battlelord Mateus Kelborn

Member: Battlelord Mateus Kelborn
Textual submission: "When nine hundred years old he age, be as big, he will not!"
Placement: 5th place