Roly Poly Droid
8343
Samael Ozriel
New From Czerka Corporation!
It’s Stylish!
It’s Experimental!
It’s the WT-F1!
Trying to break into the mining industry? Setting up a moisture farm and need to survey some land? Want an easy way to get the topography of an area? Well the WT-F1 is for you! Using state of the art technology, the WT-F1 uses the round orb that propels itself to take in data of the terrain and the conditions around it. With an accurate and easy to read printout, it will give you the statistical analysis of soil composition and mineral deposits through electrical impulses it releases during it’s primary function of surveying the land.
Made of the finest durasteel this side of Corellia, the WT-F1 has been built to last. Using repulsors on each side of it to stabilize itself, the WT-F1 never has to worry about falling over or crashing. Reinforced plates cover its major systems, with titanium weave covering its wiring and circuitry. Waterproof and weather resistant, the WT-F1 is a viable option on all terrain!
Upgrades to the basic model include the following:
Temperature Kit
With this upgrade, the WT-F1 will be able to withstand exposure to even the most extreme conditions. Leave it on Hoth for a blizzard or Mustafar during a lava storm, and the WT-F1 will come back with only minor maintenance required. Maintenance can be performed by our maintenance droid, L0L-2, for three easy payments of 2,995 credits.
Electrical Kit
Earlier models of the WT-F1 were notorious for electrical problems due to the overheating of the wires from the titanium weave. With this kit, the WT-F1 will be outfitted with the necessary equipment to make repairs less painful. Kit includes heavy gloves and first aid kit.
Personality Module
No one likes a grump, and no one should have to put up with one. With this module, erasing unwanted personality quirks was never as easy! Sure, the morality of destroying another creature’s personality because it didn’t suit your own is something you’ll have to deal with, but we give you the tools to make it happen.
No Questions Asked Kit
We’ll outfit your WT-F1 with hidden compartments and concealed blasters that the little guy can use to easily defend you or instigate a fight. Hide your unmentionables within the WT-F1, with varying compartment sizes ranging from small baggie to small child.
Buy the WT-F1, totally not made due to a factory error combining astromech droids with giant soccer balls.
Buy one soon and receive a second free! We cannot do this forever, so order in the next four years, and receive a second free!
Disclaimer: No refunds are allowed with purchase of the WT-F1. Czerka Corporation is not responsible for any fires or murder that occur while the WT-F1 is used in an improper way. The WT-F1 is not a toy, please do not stick anything inside the WT-F1 that you might miss. This includes genitalia. This droid is not meant for sex. That cannot be stressed enough. Have a nice day.
