Competition: Round 3 - Humor - Poetry

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Round 3 - Humor - Poetry

Create a short, humorous poem. It can be of any format, of any length, but will be judged on humor primarily and poetry ability second. Please submit using the submission box below.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Proving Grounds
Organized by
Epis Locke Sonjie, Cethgus Tiberius Entar
Running time
2015-03-23 until 2015-03-30 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Naga Sadow
Competition Type
Poetry
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
10 subscribers, of which 9 have participated.
Results
Member
Warlord Robert Sadow
Submission
Warlord Robert Sadow opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
1st place
2nd place
Uun Suu
Member
Uun Suu
File submission
Sandrin_Poet.docx
Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Vyrim
Member
Vyrim
File submission
DJB_Poetry_Proving_Grounds.docx
Placement
3rd place
Member
Qor Kith
Textual submission

Purpose of this mysterious organ, is quite clear,
Understanding this system, is not so,
Sometimes it is a means, to a gain,
Sometimes it is the reason of war, of murder,
You're wondering what it is, right?

Placement
No placement
Member
Darth Renatus
Submission
Darth Renatus opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Submission
Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Grand Inquisitor Morax Darkblade
Textual submission

i ate a banana
i stink at rhyming
so does santa
i feel like crying

Why is this necessary
I want another banana
i think i will buy more fruit at the commissary
Its a good thing i dont live in Louisiana

I am going to stop this suffering
Please feel free to make me the winner
I think im still buffering
Now go make me dinner

Placement
No placement
Member
Marcus Kiriyu
Textual submission

Jingle bells, Odan-Urr smells
Ceth is fighting Locke
Says he'll win, Locke beats him
Naga Sadow all the way! HEY!

Placement
No placement
Member
Alexander DelGotto
Textual submission

Sith are Red
Chiss are Blue
Locke is the Big Head
And so was Muz

Placement
No placement