Competition: Caption the Picture - Dark Jedi Brotherhood

Competition: Caption the Picture

Finished

Caption the Picture

KP Mayda Ferium is the winner of last month's "Smile, say sceese" competition. The link below is the winning picture.

For this competition write a funny caption for the image. Funniest caption wins.

https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/system/competition_submissions/000/029/911/c8bef4d6944937edb4d72479ea841c988a4b9c18.jpg?1430519263

Competition Information

Organized by: Zed
Running time: 2015-05-06 until 2015-05-31 (26 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 57 subscribers, of which 50 have participated.

Results

1st place

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Member: Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission: Joining The Brotherhood...think I'll blend in?
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Member: Mayda Ferium
Textual submission: "Shut down ALL the garbage compactors on the kitchen level!!! Shut them ALL down!!"
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Member: Ulfsark
Textual submission: Rancor's juice. Don´t forget a little meat in your favorite pet's drink
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Member: Jalen Ramz
Textual submission: That's no bacta tank!
Placement: 4th place

Member: Aaleeshah
Submission: Aaleeshah opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Member: upsidexumop
Textual submission: "i have a feeling that's going to be a...bad shot"
Placement: No placement

Mandalorian Darcy Avarik

Member: Mandalorian Darcy Avarik
Textual submission: Before Jabba had a pet rancor, he had this.
Placement: No placement

Master Dracaryis

Member: Master Dracaryis
Textual submission: Shut down all the Vitamixes on the detention level, will ya?
Placement: No placement

Corax "Baron" Zarjin

Member: Corax "Baron" Zarjin
Textual submission: "Why couldn't this be Andy's House, Buzz and Woody would have rescued me already"
Placement: No placement

Member: Keiji Suoh
Textual submission: Oh god, this is worse than the sarlacc pit!
Placement: No placement

Member: Nashiro Kakos
Textual submission: "This was NOT the droid I was looking for."
Placement: No placement

Member: Vyrim
Textual submission: This isn't the rancor I was looking for!
Placement: No placement

General Kenath Zoron Ad Vizsla

Member: General Kenath Zoron Ad Vizsla
Textual submission: "I've got a bad feeling about this."
Placement: No placement

Raistline Taldrya Majere

Member: Raistline Taldrya Majere
Textual submission: I take it back! I thought I volunteered for parade duty, not puree duty.
Placement: No placement

Member: Catmatui
Submission: Catmatui opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Master Bentre Stahoes

Member: Master Bentre Stahoes
Submission: Master Bentre Stahoes opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Sumsol "Karma" Salackta

Member: Sumsol "Karma" Salackta
Textual submission: TK-345 began to realize he'd gone to the wrong Hamilton Beach..
Placement: No placement

Member: Serenla
Textual submission: Behold the rare albino sarlacc pit
Placement: No placement

Member: Mauro Wynter
Textual submission: "Now I get it...'Force-field'...help!"
Placement: No placement

Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter

Member: Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter
Textual submission: "Aren't you gonna be short for a stormtrooper?"
Placement: No placement

Member: Seyda Norith
Textual submission: Stormtroopers: Part of a balanced breakfast.
Placement: No placement

Member: Adept Xantros
Submission: Adept Xantros opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Member: Omega Kira
Textual submission: Not the sarlac pitt again!
Placement: No placement

Member: Talon Drear
Textual submission: New Imperial guardhouse received with mixed enthusiasm.
Placement: No placement

Warlord Robert Sadow

Member: Warlord Robert Sadow
Submission: Warlord Robert Sadow opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Member: Kyber
Textual submission: Test 27: The new trash compactor is inescapable. Unfortunately, it is still idiot proof.
Placement: No placement

Tasha'Vel Versea

Member: Tasha'Vel Versea
Textual submission: "This is not the fruit you were looking for."
Placement: No placement

Member: Uun Suu
Textual submission: "Open the door... Err... I mean open the Mixer Blender, I am not delicious and tasty to drink with the fruit!"
Placement: No placement

Member: Nash Kronos
Submission: Nash Kronos opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Howlader Taldrya

Member: Howlader Taldrya
Submission: Howlader Taldrya opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Member: Ala'ar Rinn
Textual submission: "Hey! This isn't what I had in mind when you said we should go for a dip at Hamilton Beach, you son'of'a...!!"
Placement: No placement

Member: Armags C'Hiesa
Textual submission: It was meant to be shaken.......not stirred.
Placement: No placement

Member: Corvus Corax
Textual submission: Get me outta he--
Is that blueberry I see out there... You can't have a mango and banana smoothie without blueberry. It's sacrilage!
Please! Put that blueberry in here with us! I'll do anything... anything!
Placement: No placement

Member: Sa Ool
Textual submission: I may go down but I'll go down taking these fruit with me.
Placement: No placement

Member: Meleu Karthdo
Submission: Meleu Karthdo opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor

Member: Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor
Textual submission: Shut off all the blenders on the detention level! No, shut them all down!
Placement: No placement

Maximus Alvinius

Member: Maximus Alvinius
Textual submission: I wonder if the claw will rescue me like it did Buzz and Woody?
Placement: No placement

General Kell Palpatine Dante

Member: General Kell Palpatine Dante
Textual submission: "I think I'd rather take my chances in the trash compactor!"
Placement: No placement

Member: Zekk
Textual submission: When TK853 was asked to become a Sandtrooper, he didn't realize it would be quite the process
Placement: No placement

Member: Chewaky
Textual submission: Storm-trooper smoothie anyone?
Placement: No placement

Member: Garloaf
Textual submission: I am not a fruit.
Placement: No placement

Member: Athrun Zala
File submission: captionimagetext.png
Placement: No placement

Member: Scarlet Agna
File submission: stormtrooper_pic.jpg
Textual submission: Tropical Storm!!!
Placement: No placement

Padawan Tisto Kingang

Member: Padawan Tisto Kingang
File submission: batman.png
Placement: No placement

Member: Rouvenor
File submission: DJB_caption_Comp.jpg
Placement: No placement

Member: Aiden Dru
Submission: Aiden Dru opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Warlord Kai Movar

Member: Warlord Kai Movar
File submission: c8bef4d6944937edb4d72479ea841c988a4b9c18.jpg
Placement: No placement

Tribune Kanal O'neill

Member: Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission: Tk-421 to control. shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level will ya. Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level!
Placement: No placement

Member: Spyros
Textual submission: Heeeelp! Stormtroopers don't blend!
Placement: No placement

General Stres'tron'garmis

Member: General Stres'tron'garmis
Textual submission: To hell with your death machine, and to hell with you! I'll never talk!
Placement: No placement