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Qyreia Arronen
- Textual submission
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- Hey girl, are you telepathic? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind.
- Are you a Jedi? Because I'm looking to feel your Force.
- (Talking to a Zeltron) You must think I'm sexy, 'cause I came to talk and now you're red all over.
- (To a stormtrooper) I'm no droid, but I *am* what you're looking for.
Qyreia Arronen, #14369
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Darth Renatus
- Textual submission
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1: "Hey there, did you feel that? It was a great disturbance, like millions of potential suitors crying out and then silenced by my approach."
2: "You been looking for love in Alderan places... Wanna go back to my place and test my fully operational battle station?"
3: "Must be so blinding over there on the Light Side, why don't you give in to the Dark Side for an evening?"
4: *rips off his shirt and attempts Wookiee battle cries*
5: "You *want* me to buy you a drink... You *want* to take me home to rethink your life without me in it."
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Scarlet Agna
- Textual submission
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Sith PureBloods are red
Force lighting is blue
Come to Dark Side
I have much to teach you
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3rd
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Ernordeth Puer-Irae
- Submission
- Ernordeth Puer-Irae opted out of publishing his submission.
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4th
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Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir
- Submission
- Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir opted out of publishing his submission.
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5th
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A deleted dossier
- Textual submission
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"Yeah, I've been with her. Wasn't good though, it was like tossin' a hydro-spanner into the Sarlacc pit."
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6th
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Supreme Chancellor Ood Bnar
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"Hey baby, my ship may go .5 past lightspeed... But with you, I'd take my time!"
"Sure, people claim I shoot first... With you, I'll go all night and shoot last!"
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No placement
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Braecen Kaeth
- Textual submission
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I'm bigger and better than the Death Star... only 200 women went down on the Death Star.
Let's play Tatooine sandstorm. I'll be the storm and you'll be the door, so I can slam you all I want!
There is a party in my standard issue Shadow Academy pants. And you're invited ;-)
Baby, I want to wear you like a pair of pod racer goggles. One leg over each ear!
Screw me if I'm wrong, but aren't you Darth Vader?
Your mouth reminds me of Nar Shadda; the kind of place I go to blow my wad.
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No placement
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Celahir Erinos Arconae
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You're so beautiful, I'm having heart palpatine's just looking at you.
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No placement
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Riverche
- Submission
- Riverche opted out of publishing her submission.
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No placement
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Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
- Textual submission
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Ben Kenobi said; that's no moon, that's yo mama!
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Xeipha
- Submission
- Xeipha opted out of publishing her submission.
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No placement
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Dr. Rhylance
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- Dr. Rhylance opted out of publishing his submission.
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No placement
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Alexander Drago
- Textual submission
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1: Darth talon ;)
2: hey girl I want to do what Luke jaywalker did to whamp rats back home(nail them)
3: *overheard in a cantina* hmm do or do not young maid *waves hand* coming...home with me you are
4: had a saucy starwars fan grab my crotch at a Xmas party, when I asked her what she was doing she said "I felt your presence " she then giggled and added " your strong in the force I see"
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Talon Drear
- Textual submission
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- Do you have some bacta? Because I just hurt myself falling for you
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No placement
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Governor Tierra Suha'sen
- Textual submission
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Are you related to Yoda?
Cuz Yoda-licious. :P
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No placement
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Dr. Giyana Jurro
- Submission
- Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
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No placement
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Geosh Romanae
- Submission
- Geosh Romanae opted out of publishing his submission.
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No placement
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Battlelord Mateus Kelborn
- Textual submission
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You don't want to fly Solo tonight. Come home with me and I'll treat you like a princess while I Leia.
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No placement
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Mako Henymory
- Textual submission
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Hey Baby, Let me teach you how to master this lightsaber.
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No placement
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General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos
- Submission
- General Socorra Tenebrosa Nhar’qual Erinos opted out of publishing her submission.
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No placement
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Tribune Kanal O'neill
- Textual submission
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Hey do you wanna get together so I can be the jabba in your hutt?
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No placement
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Maenaki Delavi'in
- Textual submission
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You know what they say about a girl with long lekku...
Double the headtails, double the fun!
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No placement
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General Daniel Stephens
- Textual submission
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Unlike Han, I don't shoot first.
Your smile is brighter then a lightsaber!
Are you related to yoda? Cause your are just yodalicous!
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No placement
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Seer A'lora Kituri
- Submission
- Seer A'lora Kituri opted out of publishing her submission.
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No placement
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Maximus Alvinius
- Textual submission
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Are you a Sith Lady, because I’ve fallen for you.
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No placement
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Adem Bol'era
- Textual submission
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Hey girl, do you smell as good on the inside? I want to make you my Taun Taun.
I find your lack of undergarments arousing.
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No placement
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Mauro Wynter
- Textual submission
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Emperor Palpatine: "The good thing about apprentices is I get older and they stay the same age..all right all right all right"
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No placement
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Lord Marick Tyris Arconae
- File submission
- stromtrooperinnuendo.jpg
- Textual submission
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"I don't mind a Stormtrooper taking my sister out on a date... because I know he'd never be able to 'hit that."
http://i.imgur.com/dS1zJPG.jpg
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Qor Kith
- Textual submission
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So I heard you like bad boys? Well I don't mean to brag, but my lightsaber is dual-phase and lethal to the touch!
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No placement
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Kyo Akumu
- Submission
- Kyo Akumu opted out of publishing his submission.
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No placement
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General Stres'tron'garmis
- Textual submission
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I got a Goldenrod for ya.
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Larrik Dul'vak
- Submission
- Larrik Dul'vak opted out of publishing his submission.
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No placement
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A deleted dossier
- Textual submission
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"How about I put my torpedo in your exhaust port?"
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