Competition: What's that House called?

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What's that House called?

A creative and just for fun House re-naming exercise for all to enjoy. This competition is for fun and creative purposes only. Winning first place in this competition does not mean or imply in any way that the names of the Houses will be changing.

Take the initials one of the houses (HAP or HKM) and propose an alternate name. Entries must be in doc format or the submission box and please keep your entries clean. This isn't SW exclusive so your entry could be about apples or something equally non Star Warsy. Entries will be graded based upon creativity and how entertaining I perceive your submission to be.

Competition Information
Organized by
Dr. Giyana Jurro
Running time
2015-11-26 until 2015-12-06 (11 days)
Target Unit
Clan Plagueis
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
5 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
Member
Warlord Tracinya Beviin Entar
Submission
Warlord Tracinya Beviin Entar opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
1st place
Member
Sen'tai Denari
Submission
Sen'tai Denari opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Remurr Hijaa
Member
Remurr Hijaa
Submission
Remurr Hijaa opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
3rd place
Member
Doku Rivendare
Textual submission

HAP: Have any Pogs!?!

HKM: Hotline Kentucky Mangos!

Placement
4th place
Member
Grand Inquisitor Morax Darkblade
Textual submission

HKM: Healthy Kosher Meals

Placement
5th place