Competition: Arca Praxeum and the Bathroom Poet

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Arca Praxeum and the Bathroom Poet

You find yourself in the Arca Praxeum, relieving yourself in one of it's bathrooms. After you're done, you look at the stall wall and find a clever limerick on it.

Write a limerick that has to do with Odan-Urr, the Jedi, or New Tython. Bonus points for creativity. Entries must adhere to the limerick format.

Competition Information
Organized by
Sala Fe
Running time
2015-12-04 until 2015-12-11 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Odan-Urr
Competition Type
Poetry
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
3 subscribers, of which 3 have participated.
Results
1st place
Moff Alethia Archenksova
Member
Moff Alethia Archenksova
Textual submission

There once was a consul A'lora
With a curious hunger for flora
Discovered one day
In a scandalous way
About to deflower Miss Vorsa

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Lieutenant Colonel Narman Losa
Member
Lieutenant Colonel Narman Losa
Textual submission

To say Jedi never struggle is a lie,
Many times in this bathroom have I,
In your mind you feel doubt,
That you won't get it out,
Do or do not, there is no try.

:)

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Adept Xantros
Member
Adept Xantros
Textual submission

There was a Jedi on New Tython,
who enjoyed watching a photon,
one day he went a mission,
found to his hobby addition,
but got eaten by a nasty python.

Placement
3rd place