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Nikola Valtiere Erinos
- Textual submission
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* Use Telekinesis to teach your child to ride a bike, holding them in place.
* Use a mind trick to send the children to bed.
* Use Force stasis to enforce the 'naughty step'.
- Placement
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1st
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Rear Admiral Arcia Cortel
- Textual submission
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"When that remote is just too far away; use the Force!"
"When you're beer has run out, but you can't be bothered to get up; use the Force!"
"When she just won't stop yelling, 'This isn't the husband you're looking for;' use the Force!"
"When your children just won't listen, 'You want to do your chores;' use the Force!
- Placement
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2nd
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Battlelord Mateus Kelborn
- Textual submission
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Put child on leash. If child runs away, tug leash with the Force. Serves as both child restraint AND punishment!
- Placement
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3rd
place
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General Stres'tron'garmis
- Textual submission
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Using Telekinesis to scratch that hard to reach spot between the shoulder blades.
Also using Telekinesis to get more beer without getting out of the recliner.
- Placement
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4th
place
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Ghost Rulvak Qurroc
- Textual submission
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"Daddy! Can I play with your tools?"
"I am not the Dad you're looking for...ask your mom."
"Daddy! Can I watch the TV?"
"I am not the Dad you're looking for...ask your mom."
"Hey honey? Can you take out the trash?"
"I am not the garbage man you're looking for...ask the kids."
"Where's the remote? Screw it." *Force summons remote and a beer*
- Placement
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5th
place
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Thorzan Dane Beviin
- Textual submission
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Using the force to open the fridge and take out a can of beer, open it and bring it out of the kitchen then across the room where you put it to your mouth and drink from it, all without touching it.
- Placement
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6th
place
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- Member
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Magness Dritch
- Textual submission
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Force Lightning his sleeping son so that he can pass the remote.
- Placement
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7th
place
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Maenaki Delavi'in
- Textual submission
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Shocking the wife in the bum so she can fetch him a beer or the remote. God forbid they exert their abilities any further than that.
- Placement
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8th
place
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Celahir Erinos Arconae
- Textual submission
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Brush teeth.
Poor Cereal.
Turn of alarm. (Toss out of room)
- Placement
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9th
place
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Braecen Kaeth
- Submission
- Braecen Kaeth opted out of publishing his submission.
- Placement
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10th
place
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- Member
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Araffin
- Textual submission
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Dad comes with me to the the gym and uses the Force to lift the weights to impress my friends.
- Placement
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10th
place
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- Member
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Wes Biriuk Erinos
- Textual submission
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I would use the force to create a small cup to capture every time I farted, that would then become a globe to keep the rancid fart contained, then send it to someone near my vicinity and drop it in front of them, inside their mouth if possible.
- Placement
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10th
place
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Jorad Erinos
- Textual submission
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So everyone's been there. It's the end of the night. You're kind of drunk, and honestly, anything with a pulse is tenable at this point. The ugly lights in the club have come on, and you suddenly see the girl you've been necking all night, and let's be fair, a Hutt with herpes would be preferable. So, you have two choices: Ditch something only Lenzar would be happy to sleep with, or go to the 'freshers. Look in the mirror, and use Mind Trick on yourself. Convince yourself that the girl you know you'd never be able to get it up for is the most beautiful thing in the galaxy (let's face facts, you're so wrecked that it's not like you'd have any form of mental fortitude at that point), then go back out there. Harpoon your whale and take her back to your pad, then give her a seeing to so epic that cherubic choirs will sing stories about it. Job's a good one.
- Placement
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10th
place
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