Your task is to caption the following image, entries will be judged on humour.
http://www.wallpaperup.com/uploads/wallpapers/2014/02/18/258609/big_thumb_3a2cfca866354c12a1986e46df173c37.jpg
Closest Officer: So... Is it true you guys literally never hit -anything-? Pink Trooper: I wouldn't say that, officer... I'm about three seconds away from hitting that fine behind of yours.
"You'll never be as swag as I am, you actually shoot people."
Walk up to the police like, "What up? I got a pink suit!" Them police like, "Damn! That's a cold ass helmet."