First, on the issue of the Emperor's Hammer. I'd like to request all members simply ignore the EH IRC channels and EH Message Boards for the time being. This in no way means ignore your friends that remain in the EH, but the EH ops have been ordered to ban DB members if they join an EH channel. To avoid conflicts with the EH, I'm requesting all members simply avoid the EH as much as possible.

Now, to the report:
-We're currently examining a number of ways to enhance the exposure the DB has. Any suggestions are welcome to be sent to [Log in to view e-mail addresses]
-I'm working on setting up an office, which will detail the foreign policy of the Dark Brotherhood, as well as any allied clubs or organizations.
-This week I've been working on foreign policy, club rules, and worked on resolutions for future alliances. More information on each of these things will be presented as it becomes available.
-As many of you know, Dark Jedi Knight Risua Cantor Darkfire has been hard at work creating some absolutely hilarous satire. For a few laughs, check out http://www.livejournal.com/users/forestwind/215554.html and http://www.livejournal.com/users/forestwind/218044.html#cutid1 . Also, I'd like to assure everyone we DO have a flag!(read the first satire piece first if you dont get the reference :P) telo.idawgwh.com/db/flagfire.gif is a link to the flag image.
-Most people who frequent our IRC channel now know we have an IRC Stats page up. It tracks the people who talk most, and gives one random quote from everything they've said. http://telo.idawgwh.com/dbstats/db.html
-Though this has absolutely no relevance to the Dark Brotherhood in the least, if you wish for a good laugh, I reccomend you check out http://www.slowdown.co.uk/flm/Star_Wars_Kid_Remix.wmv after reading Darkfire's stuff. :)
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~Mav