Competition: What you say? #11

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What you say? #11

Caption the following image. Entries will be graded on originality and humor. If particpation is less than 3 this competition will be extended up to 3 weeks before ending.

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Competition Information
Parent Competition
Tarentum: Driftwood 2017
Organized by
Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Running time
2017-08-19 until 2017-08-26 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
7 subscribers, of which 7 have participated.
Results
1st place
Warlord Hades
Member
Warlord Hades
Textual submission

"Your aim is so bad you can't even get your wife pregnant."

Placement
1st place
Member
Minister Cor-Hatha Vow
Textual submission

"What're you gonna do? Shoot me? Pffffft!"

Placement
2nd place
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

"STOP!! That tickles!"

Placement
3rd place
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

? ¿? Why so serious ? ¿?

Placement
No placement
Member
Seer Xolarin
Textual submission

"Sorry, I just can't get over the fact that you both still missed standing right next to me."

Placement
No placement
Member
blackhawk
Textual submission

They missed, and have yet to move since.

Placement
No placement
Member
Magik
Textual submission

"All right Princess your coming with us, Magik will see you now".

Placement
No placement