Jedi Hunter Cannabisia is drowning his demotion sorrows in finely brewed Miller Genuine Draft. Unfortunately, he has run out of beer and must now resort to Seagrams 7, which does not suit him.
It's your job as the standard Arconan PimpDaddy (TM) to e-mail Jedi Hunter Cannabisia ([Log in to view e-mail addresses]) with your BEST suggestion on how to attain better tasting Alcohol, preferably an 18-Pack of MGD. No longer than Five Sentences long, written in one paragraph. The winner will be decided by a (drunk) Cannabisia. Good luck to all!
Your drunken mind!
This IS a "serious" competition, not some sick joke. You can of course submit "humorous" items (which are preferable in this case), but the competition itself is to be taken seriously. Well, as serious as it COULD be taken? =P
1'st Place: Crescent with Amethyst Star
2'nd Place: Crescent with Sapphire Star
3'rd Place: Crescent with Emerald Star
Nobody has participated in this competition.