Brimstone is a blue skinned freak
His uniform is always sleek
But What bugs him the most
Is the fact that a ghost
Got off with a slap to the cheek

Selika Roh did enjoy studying lore
But there was something else she loved more
She said "Look at all these
innocent NPCs
I shall slaughter them with blood and gore.

Proud Knight Abadeer ran to his ride
He was being chased, and needed to hide
He just closed the door
Right only before
He fell on his face because he had died

There once was a time now yonder
Where Clan Plagueis did yet but wander
But Teylas did plan,
And once the Jedi had ran,
Blue Laren had placed a transponder.

Darth Pravus was a scary old Sith.
Some believed him mere myth.
But the odor he bore
Proved him more than just lore
And could wipe out an army forthwith.

As Malice was walking her pet
She found that the cat was dead set
She followed her sight
and saw up to the right
was a rat that was in a cold sweat

There was once a hutt named Jist
Who had a thing for a playlist,
he liked to sing,
even if it did ring,
like the sound of a little miss priss