1. [Nejj Ithurinos](https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/character_sheets/8724)
2. [Satsi Tameike](https://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/character_sheets/9038)
**Prompt: Disagreement**
"Miss Satsi! Hey, hey! Miss Satsi!"
"Oh frackin' hell," Satsi Tameike drawled, pressing her fingers to her temple in distress.
"Yes, good, you heard me! I worried you didn't! What a surprise to find you here. As the ancient masters always say, Miss Satsi, it is by the will of the Force for us that we are always precisely where we are meant to be," Nejj Ithurinos exclaimed merrily.
"You're meant ta have mah fist in your face," Satsi seethed, voicing her thoughts without realizing it.
Nejj blinked, processing before responding. "You have such darkness, Miss Satsi. I honestly worry that if you don't enhance your calm soon you're going to be forever out of balance."
"Enhance...my...I'll enhance __your__ calm. It's a real special-like technique called a FRACKIN' COMA!"
"I could assist you," Nejj continued, undeterred. "I have this lovely herbal tea that I've been experimenting with. Calms the body. Pairs well with meditation, which you could join me in. Unless, of course, it's merely that time of the month?" His voice quieted at the end, as if attempting to make the inquiry more private.
Satsi's knuckles cracked loudly. "That's where ya go on this one? Seems real logical to ya?"
"Listen," the Zeltron continued with an almost parental tone. "I understand that we can't control all aspects of our bodies. But I know that if you were to take a few steps onto a better path you would find much more joy. Even a setback such as cramps would be inconsequential next to the peace within your spiritual self."
"Knucklers to the stomach. That's what you're gunnin' for here. Tryin' hard to get beat."
"Master Yoda tells us that there's no try. Only do and do not."
"Well, pay real close attention, suga'." Satsi intoned, rising to her feet and slipping on her knucklers. "This's gonna hurt."
"Oh," Nejj replied as worry crossed his brow. "Neat."