Muahahaha... I am on time with the report! Yay! Great! Super! Uhm.. ok, do I have to report anything? checks all her notes, throwing down several statures, books, padds, cups (empty and ful) bottles (ditto) and a shrunken head of an Arconian off the table

Ah, yep. Night Grue reported in, he might be forced to go on leave though due to other committments. That would be bad ;/

And I forgot to post the results of the 2 competitions! Silly me. So here we go:

The winning motto is "Delphian - It is your destiny!" Short and to the point :o)

1st - Vessicant

2nd - Mariusbob

3rd - Osra

Top 10:

1st place - Vessicant

1. Found a credit, picked it up....gone to a casino.

2. Crushed by mysterious, giant foot during Monty Python sketch.

3. Ate a bad crumb of cheese or speck of mustard...now haunted by ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future.

4. Kidnapped by evil faction of umpa lumpas.

5. Got a nasty paper cut and well to make a long story short it got infected and he died.

6. Be very quiet, he's hunting ewoks.

7. Found a small, gold ring...now lurking about in caves uttering "my precious".

8. Disembowled after unfortunate golfing accident...just as his horoscope predicted.

9. Woke up marooned on an alien world after the last Galthain drinking binge.

10. Accidentally, brutally stabbed himself in the back after stealing one of FF's cookies.

2nd place - Osra

1. He smelled what the inside of a fighter was like.

2. Accidentally walked in on the AED while they were

taking a shower

1. Find out he wasnt creative at this kind of crap

2. Saw the Hulk

3. Tried to be as good as former QUAs in the past

4. Finally realized the DB split off from the EH

5. Burned out

6. Was bored

7. Got a top 10 list from me

8. Figured Obbie was better anyways

3rd place - Mariusbob

1. Because he was bored.

2. Was fishing with his father

3. was capture by a fanatic zombie that wanted him for dinner

4. Was kidnapped by a beautifull young lady that promissed him money , power and good life style .

5. Because his ship was stole

6. because he was so stupid that open his door and was get in a wildon party in Canada

7. Why not ?

8. because he loves Arania and want to know of she likes him

9. because he is stupid at all

10. he was doing a undercover job to CON and only him know where he was, of course the mission was secret but what it is here !!

That was good work all :o) Medals are requested. The new motto is on the roster already, of course.

That's all for now. I'm on leave as of next Thursday, and I don't think I'll get a report in before then. I'll be back latest 10th, if not I'm probably dead or something, hehe. The AED will be in charge of the Squad in case anything comes up. dodges several empty waste baskets and their contents Yes, I know boss, but it isn't much work.. evil grin

Darkness defend